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84: Would You Rather

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Headgum

Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this episode we discuss pants, thongs, lizards and MORE!

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:07.0

Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget.

0:11.0

In 2010, they were big on the internet,

0:15.0

but then three failed pilots, two rejected movie scripts. Won't last it's effort

0:23.6

To try and stop their career

0:26.6

From going to shit

0:28.6

Seven

0:29.6

Another podcast

0:32.6

Each app different from the last

0:35.6

It's the Swiss Army nightful shows.

0:40.1

Now let's meet you two pathetic hosts.

0:45.4

Yes, yes, yes, yes, dude.

0:51.5

I have on my computer 10 years' worth of your tax returns. returns. I was able to get it from your accountant because we're starting to use that accountant for our joint taxes that we have on our LLC. So I asked for your last 10 years of personal returns saying that like California needed them for like

1:11.1

some sort of filing purposes. So can I just go through money in, money out from 2016 and

1:18.3

then we'll do year by year? Like my personal P&L? Yes, exactly. Because I saw you started

1:24.3

writing. Yeah. Go ahead. You were writing off. Actually, never mind.

1:27.8

Sorry, don't go ahead.

1:28.5

I actually do want to cut you off because it sounds like.

1:31.4

Haircuts before the video podcast.

1:33.4

You're about to try to out me for tax fraud.

1:39.6

And actually, if I live, I live my, yeah, it's not fraud.

1:43.2

I'm allowed to deduct my wardrobe as costumes.

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