84: Sloots Before Suits

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Not literally though…like seriously, please don’t. Welcome back Sloots! Today we get to enjoy some quality 1 on 1 time with Sofia! Coming off of a shockingly not too chaotic 4th of July weekend, Sofia is filling us in on ALL the latest and greatest in her life - including her most recent UTI! Happens to the best of us though. In today's deep dive into Sofia’s brain, we’re talking about a few things. The first being social media and why we still take it so seriously. Sofia elaborates on how she has had a change of heart, instead of NEVER posting her boyfriend on social media, she’s just going to post absolutely EVERYTHING. Truly unhinged behavior! Drunk one night stand from the night before? Post. Bodega guy who gave her a free sandwich because he thought she was homeless? Post. We’re also ditching finstas this year too. Watch that girl's story with your real account! What’s she gonna do? Fight you? Don’t worry, we got your back. Next we have a Sloot University that A LOT of you need to take notes on: Friendship vs Relationship dynamics. Does your boyfriend absolutely hate your friends because he “accidentally” overheard them make a joke about one of your ex-flings? Ditch him. Have you not seen your girlfriends in 6 months because you’re locked in a cage with your boyfriend and haven’t seen the light of day since before you knew him? DEFINITELY ditch him, because your friends are definitely about to ditch you. It’s about finding BALANCE Sloots. Finally, Sofia puts on her IT uniform and tells us her feelings on technology’s latest development: Snapchat Plus. Are we still using Snapchat or is it only for the guys who have still never left their hometowns and send unsolicited dick pics on it? Let us know Sloots, we’re happy to be back for some much needed catching up. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Dave: Download Dave from the App Store today to help a future you! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Sophia with an F. You are so lucky to be listening to me this
0:13.6	week because I am on a downward spiral per usual before we jump into everything. I am
0:20.3	recording from WTF Media Studios, a Black Own Studio and Soho. They just opened a new location
0:29.2	in Los Angeles, which means they are killing it. But I'm recording solo this week, kind
0:35.8	of. I have kind of an audience, I'm my best friend, Alie. My producer, Yomi, but it's just
0:42.8	going to be me. I have no guess. And I just have so many fucking updates for everybody. I'm
0:49.6	trying to think of where to start. I have a burning, uncomfortable, horrifying, urinary
0:56.8	tract infection. And that's really what I want to start this episode off by saying because
1:02.5	if you're watching this shit on YouTube, which by the way, guys, I just launched a YouTube
1:07.6	channel, Sophia Franklin. So if you're the NF, Franklin, the Y, if you're watching me
1:12.9	on YouTube and you see me like, grab my vagina or cross my legs or, or look and act super
1:20.7	uncomfortable, it's because I have a fucking UTI guys. I have had a UTI almost every other
1:28.2	week since I went through my breakup, which I want to talk about again in a moment. But
1:34.7	since I started hooking up with new people, like just every other week, I've had a fucking
1:40.4	UTI and they're the worst things in the entire world. The worst UTI I think I've ever had.
1:48.5	I was flying from Los Angeles back to New York and I have the worst UTI of my entire fucking
1:54.9	life. And having a UTI on an airplane just hits different because the thing is is you
2:02.8	are either running back and forth to the bathroom because you feel like you need to pee every
2:07.9	second or if you do what I did, I asked the flight attendants. You could give me 30 to 60
2:16.0	ounces of water. I literally was about to hand her a 20 and be like, I can't deal with
2:21.2	these little mini water bottles. I need the big ones and I will just go and post up in
2:27.7	the airplane bathroom. Sophia, are you peeing after sex?
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