Hello and welcome to episode 84 of what most people think. How are you? You're doing

alright? You're looking forward to your new liberties coming back online. As I say,

you're looking forward to it. You can be straight in the pub Monday, the 12th of April. Freedom. I'm all

let you down freedom. Sitting in a big garden on a cold Monday in April. Oh my god. I mean, how much?

I mean, this was asked on the Patreon episode, the Patreon only episode earlier this week. How much,

how much of an alky will you look if you're straight in there? Do you know what I mean? Straight in

there. You're going to have a weather spoons fry up with a beer and you can never

admit as a lad that that actually isn't a fucking great combination. But I'll be out there. I'll

be out there. I mean, we've all looked forward to it. Let's see how it is. I mean, quite often,

you're going to go right up a good chance to see my mates. It's difficult getting your mates out

of middle age. So it may just be that you're with the same bubble of people as usual, but you're just

in a pub. And then we got stage two and three. They both been signed off. They're one in mid-main,

which I think is eating food indoors. Thank god, it's just so kind, isn't it? We can eat

food indoors. But then June the 21st, they're getting scared in there. They're getting scared.

All the government said, well, all we need is a fair wind behind us. And this will be the plan.

And then they've boasted most of the last two months about how great the wind has been.

And then they're going, oh no, actually, yeah, the wind has been good, but we might still need to

do like a little bit of fascism in terms of you carrying papers. There you go. Look, now it's all

changed, isn't it? The left used to make unfair criticisms or accusations of fascism. And now

it's people like me. And it's been, you know, it's been a four-day week this week, isn't it? What

mean? I'm recording this Thursday. Probably go up Friday morning. It's been a four-day week.

Does it make any fucking difference when you're in lockdown? I don't know. It's been a long year.

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