84: Reheating a Relationship with Jordan Jensen | Soder Podcast | EP 82
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Dan Soder
5 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, I'm on the road. Always. I mean, we got the Golden Retriever tour coming up in September, |
| 0:05.6 | but I'm always on the road. Remember that. I'm always with you. Go to Dancerder.com and see all my dates, |
| 0:12.8 | but June 6th, I'm at the Count Basie Center in Red Bank, New Jersey, one show. Close to sold out. |
| 0:18.4 | It'd be really awesome if we did sell it out then syracuse new york i'm at the |
| 0:22.8 | funny bone june 13th and 14th for four shows and then stamford connecticut new york |
| 0:28.8 | comedy club in stamford june 20th and june 21st for four shows dancer dot com for all my dates |
| 0:36.3 | thank you for letting me plug you. |
| 0:42.4 | I plugged the shit out of you. |
| 0:44.8 | But not in a sexual way. |
| 0:51.9 | Were you ever afraid of getting kidnapped? |
| 0:54.0 | No, I could have been abducted a thousand times. |
| 0:55.9 | My mom forgot me everywhere. |
| 0:57.8 | Everywhere. |
| 0:58.5 | When you were little, do you ever remember being like, I could get kidnapped? |
| 1:03.6 | No. |
| 1:04.9 | You were, no, uh, one time. |
| 1:07.7 | I was walking to school. |
| 1:09.1 | Should we save it? |
| 1:10.1 | Oh, we can, we just start. Oh, great. Yeah, |
| 1:12.1 | I'm bad at doing intros. You know Jordan Jensen. Of course. She's one of the best comedians working. |
| 1:16.1 | Of course. It's going to have a new special soon. I don't even know if I'm supposed to say that. |
| 1:20.1 | What's it? Do you use that TV? Oh, yeah. |
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