Okay, so here we are.

Yeah. Okay, so here we are.

It's Kevin Brennan.

We're here with Chick-Chat, except these tired quads insisted on Facebook Live, which I can't do because of my contract.

Because, you know, I have contracts.

And so it's going to be, it's a simulcast. We got. But that's why we're not on camera. I'm not on camera because, uh, I can't be on camera. We don't need you. But I can be a guest. But these fucking, uh, Betty Grable and fucking the other one. Oh, my best friend, Hogue.

These over the hell twats need to be seen by their fans. Yes, yes, we do. It's like you have jealous Puerto Rican husbands and they always want to know where you are at all times. I didn't see you on the Facebook live. Your husband is talking to you right now. Sam never watches. Sam is like, was up. This is why your show stinks. So you guys start the show and you're looking at your phone.

Just fucking be in the moment. Like you're... We talk back to people. People want to talk to us. No, but they... And we talk back to them. Okay, then why you just do... It makes no sense, though. You're talking to the 20 people. Kevin's a little loud. He needs to come down. You're talking to the 20 people that are watching.

How are the people that aren't watching?

How they feel left out?

Left out. This shit's going viral. I can feel it already. Hi, I'm Brian McCarthy, by the way, co-host of Misery Loves Company. You call yourself a co-host, but Kevin calls you the sidekick.

So I'm not sure.

You're by no means a co-host.

Whatever makes you happy, buddy, honestly.

By no stretch.

You've gotten so few a co-host. Whatever makes you happy, buddy, honestly.

By no stretch. You've gotten so few wins in your life. If it makes you feel better to call me a sidekick than a co-host, you go right ahead. Thank you. I'm not here to shit on you. Carrie and I are equal co-hosts of Carrie Caravis, Patty Rosbrook, Chick-Chic-Chat comedy podcast. It's just throwing that in.

My lawyer said, if I call this blind fucking co-host, I'd have to start paying them.

Yeah, I wouldn't. I have to pay him co-host wages as opposed to sidekick wage. I am equity eligible. They'll be swell. They'll be great. Hi, girls. How are you doing? You got a nice tits on you for a couple of bros. It's funny how he could see those.

Okay, well, I could smell them nipples. Oh, this is going to be a long one, caring. Well, hey, it's what my mother said. She saw my prick when I was born. Come on. What's wrong with that? Already, you're starting with that. This whole beginning of the show is ridiculous.

Fucking going back to this guy named iPhone over here.

Oh, God.

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