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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Miss Judy Colby.

Good afternoon, it's a special edition of Kill Me Now with Betts Usman as my co-

Wait, Bettsus, man. Wait, what can I want to join in but I just can't find what key is that?

It's the key of fuck. it's the key of fuck it's the key of me okay so

Betzus but is here yeah yeah she that's the Jew whistle and today is our live call and show.

We are here with Donald Trump.

He actually arrived on time.

Thank you.

It's good to be here, Judy. I mean, I'm very busy, but it's unbelievable,

unbelievable show. I love the show. I listen to it all the time.

Thank you. Really good show. I really appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule, destroying the world to...

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We are going to make America great again, okay? We've got a movement going on.

Yeah, I'm going to have a movement. You know, a bowel movement you're going to have. And you smell like a bowel movement.

Donald, just today and you know this this is airing in a few days. But just today you endorse torture. You are deaf, you

order construction of the wall. The gag rule, don't forget about that. The gag rule. the gag rule how we're not going to help anybody

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