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Hey guys Adam Ray here and happy thanksgiving to you all.

Thanksgiving. Wow. Maybe the best holiday of all time. The food, the camaraderie, sitting around, smoking weed, they're watching football.

They're not doing shit. That's what I love about it. There's always something

to do, but try to take a few days off. Enjoy yourself. I reached out on Instagram and asked for

people to DM me some stories and whatnot and I'm going around sending random Venmos to people

for a little bit of help this holiday season. And you know what? Whether you're doing that, find something. Find something to do

to give somebody a little bit of help that needs it. That's my message.

I'm grateful for you guys. Thanks for listening. Today is the Best of Kansas City. It was dropped

on my YouTube about three weeks ago, but the audio is one of my favorites from the Best Up series.

Check it out on YouTube.com slash Adam Ray Comedy.

But enjoy the audio here today.

Best of Adam Ray, Kansas City.

Did it five shows at the Kansas City Funny Bone in October.

So fun.

Speaking of so fun, Houston, Fort Worth, Austin, you guys were awesome.

A lot of stuff coming up, San Antonio, December 5th and 6th.

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