838 - A Cow in the Champagne
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. |
| 0:04.1 | The Best Bagels in Town, Jeff's Bagel Run. There are tons of locations. Go to Jeff's Bagel Run.com. Just entering your location. It'll find the nearest one. Just search for Jeff's Bagel Run. There's probably one near you. We're getting a new one up here on Colonial that's actually going to have a drive-through. and I have it under, let's just say, I got the lowdown that the drive-thru will be open. Oh, yeah. And I have been lobbying for it to be called a chive-thru, not a drive-thru. And I sent that to Jeff, and I don't think he liked my guest. But here, here's what I really want to tell you. The best bagel, the bagel that me and Macy like, and this is a quote from her, the loaded baked potato bagel is the best bagel. And I asked her why. And it's because they stuffed the bagel hole with bacon. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there was ever a reason that you needed to try that bagel, the loaded baked potato bagel, which is very rare, all these spreads made fresh, jalapeno, hot sauce, veggie, chive and onion. |
| 1:02.7 | They're all delicious, every single one of them, even if you go with old boring plane on plane, it slaps. |
| 1:08.9 | It's so good. |
| 1:09.8 | Yeah, it's Labor Day weekend. |
| 1:11.2 | Go buy Jeff's bagel run. |
| 1:12.6 | Grab yourself a coffee, some bagels, some delicious spreads. Otis coffee is really, really good. And Summer of Sips is over, but don't be sad. Go by there and do that. They always have awesome drinks available. And here's another challenge I have for you. Go in there and just say, like, give me what's hot. |
| 1:08.8 | You don't even need to know what flavor bagel it is. |
| 1:10.8 | Surprise yourself. |
| 1:11.6 | You know, branch out a little bit. |
| 1:12.8 | Hash. And here's another challenge I have for you. Go in there and just say, like, give me what's hot. You don't even need to know what flavor bagel it is. |
| 1:29.4 | Surprise yourself. |
| 1:30.2 | You know, branch out a little bit. |
| 1:31.6 | Hashtagetitbagle. |
| 1:33.1 | It's jeffsbaglerun.com. |
| 1:35.2 | Don't forget to grab that free app. |
| 1:37.0 | Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio. |
| 1:40.5 | It's a blast! |
| 1:41.2 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:50.4 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:00.2 | We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right thanks |
| 2:01.5 | thanks |
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