837 - Seth's Baby is Here!

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

• Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo
• Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick
• Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision
• Friday free show announced
• Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera
• Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome
• Baby sounds on mic, Dan’s CTE/death song
• Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life
• Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking
• House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M
• Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal
• Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling
• Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected
• Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt
• Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag
• Butt cancer jogging jokes
• Seth bullied as “mop head,” dad threatened principal with karate death blow
• Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate
• Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues
• Seth’s boat broke after sitting too long
• Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles
• Parenting challenges with Vera’s SpaghettiOs diet
• Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching
• Vera learning karate punches in Japanese
• Music break: Teen Mortgage “Box”
• Hollerbach’s German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025
• Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu
• New T\&D pins available, Knight’s Table events
• Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain
• Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint
• Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup
• Draft frustrations
• Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers
• Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son’s moments
• Listener Jeff “Nutman” visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for “limp cock foot”
• MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha
• Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M
• LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M
• Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq
• Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years
• Dolphins security family tie mentioned
• Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K
• Caller Rob’s recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny
• Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes
• Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie’s gut box
• Make-A-Wish survivor “owe back” jokes
• Peanut roadside stories
• Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam
• Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes
• Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs
• Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band
• Hogan death rumor
• Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s
• Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer
• Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste
• Insurance jobs pay well but hated
• Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer
• Crystal stops in for peanuts
• Food service memories
• Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness
• Norm and Crystal contributions
• 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps
• Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness
• Voicemail about orgasms
• Heat warning
• Viral Bijan Robinson drill
• Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory
• Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns
• Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails
• Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer

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0:00.0	Today's Rainy, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast, is brought to you by Hot and Rainy. You forgot the hot part. It is hot and rainy. And speaking of Hot and Rainy, Hot and Crystal Van, Rainy Bart Merrick. Oh, and Bart's going to be bad. Is he going to be bad? Here, I'll fix it. Here, I'll fix it. Home is where the heart is. Find your heart with the Bart Merrick team. No, right, that's good.
0:01.2	I fixed it.
0:01.9	You know, Home is where the heart is. Find your heart with the Bart Merrick team.
0:23.1	All right. That's good. We fixed it.
0:24.7	You know, we talked to the Bart Merrick team recently. It's going to be on Mondays, a corporate time.
0:30.4	But they have an insane amount of experience.
0:33.7	And the market's slow right now. We talk about it on ACT.
0:37.1	And if you have a slow market and you're trying to, if you're
0:40.6	thinking about selling your house or you have to sell your house, some people have to
0:43.7	because they're moving or whatever, it is going to benefit you to use a super experienced
0:49.4	realtor team like the Bart Merrick team because you're getting two super experienced realtors
0:53.8	that are
0:54.2	working together to help you sell your house, does it help you price it properly so it can sell.
1:00.7	Yeah.
1:00.9	It doesn't sit on the market for months and months.
1:03.4	Maybe they're helping you.
1:04.5	Who are you talking about?
1:07.2	Two years on the market.
1:09.4	You are out some money. I'm sorry. Here's what I was going to say. Someone screwed up there. With Barton Crystal, you get a plan. And you could call them now, and I would because as of this morning, I'm reading the news. And it looks as if the Fed is thinking about lowering rates. So that when that's in the news, you need to get ahead of it and start, you know,
1:28.9	formulating what you're going to do now. So get a hold of them. Bart therealtor.com. That's the
1:34.3	website. You can go there. Bart and Crystal are awesome. And you can connect with them there.
1:38.8	Both their cell phone numbers are on there. You can call or text at any time, even if you want to
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