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🗓️ 5 December 2019
⏱️ 84 minutes
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For this year’s parade coverage we mix things up even more than normal, keeping sleepy and out of order so you can drift off like a polka dot balloon.
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0:00.0 | from PRX. |
0:06.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends beyond the binary. |
0:13.4 | It's time for the podcasters. They just saw it or something. |
0:17.3 | At first they said, well, you know, they tell you, they always tell people count |
0:20.6 | sheep, you know, before that's one way to fall asleep, particularly sheep jumping |
0:25.9 | over a fence. I mean, if you're like us and you can't sleep, though, |
0:30.2 | a picture and sheep jumping over a fence causes too much thought. Then I thought, |
0:33.9 | what about balloons? How come somebody doesn't say just count balloons? |
0:38.3 | You know, because they float. I know there's other balloon associations. |
0:43.2 | The balloon, what about balloon associations? Make a list. |
0:46.9 | I hear, yeah, that I was going to say, then I was going to transition to say, |
0:50.2 | think about sheep of balloons. But how about this? This is what I always try to |
0:55.0 | is like to talk to your pillow. I'm not kidding. That actually works. |
0:59.0 | It think of funny names like review things that are just on your mind, |
1:04.0 | like and then call it balloon association. Like like so you're imagining that |
1:08.4 | that like you're going through the like the world database of balloon associations. |
1:13.6 | Like that was your, I know this is the beginning of the podcast. Sorry. But you know, |
1:17.8 | it's easy. Okay. |
1:19.9 | Yeah. |
1:21.2 | Stuffing with mashed potato balloon association. Just do that. |
1:25.6 | If you're not listening to the podcast, so anyway, but what am I doing going off |
1:30.2 | topic because that's what I do best because it's time for sleep with me. |
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