Ah, yes, the Comfort Eagle, ladies and gentlemen, by my favorite band Cake.

I like to think that the Comfort Eagle is a perfect symbol for America.

It's a perfect incarnation.

As an eagle, it represents all of our American yearning for freedom and liberty over the land and over our souls.

And comfort is what that freedom means to us. We are all of us, in fact,

comfort eagles, flying through the skies in search of carrion dreams of comfort and convenience.

Above all, and certainly above any human consideration, any question of spirits or morality, or even intellect, for that matter, even intellectual pursuit of any kind, just the dumb, brute submission to the logic of capitalism, squeezing all soul out of human life in the pursuit of comfort,

to maintain the sweatless brow and soft pink cheeks. I of course speak of myself. I know I do,

but it is, it is something we are all trapped by.

It is all, it is our search for comfort, our, our grasping hands towards comfort are really the nightmare of dead generations lying on our heads every day.

So I wanted to talk about something today. I wanted to talk about something today I wanted to talk about I wanted to talk about what I heard from a friend because I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another Trump of stealing the election

Down

And I can't believe it

And I can't conceive it

Because we're under the gun

Trump stealing the election

Oh

So it seems like people are kind of erotically enthralled with the idea of Trump having a coup in November.

Am I wrong about this?

Does the way people talk about Trump just destroying the Constitution, smashing all of the idols of democracy?

Do they not speak with a virtual ball gag in their mouths

and a perhaps a butt plug betwixt their cheeks? They seem to be erratically enthralled

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