#83: Thugs In The Kitchen

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic. In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed. Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Hey, if I'm not mistaken, J.G. This is episode 83 and our first episode of the new year.
0:33.2	Am I right? The new year, 24. And I am now just getting used to writing 2023 so I'm screwed.
0:44.1	It does have that new year smell to it though. Don't you love that? I got one of those little
0:48.0	car fresheners. It's like a new year smell and I remember you talking about was it Josh
0:53.8	who said your dad your car smells like a shoe
0:56.2	store they can never completely duplicate or accurately duplicate that new car smell no it comes
1:03.6	close but it's it's not the same no it's not the same thing it just ends up smelling like a tom mccans
1:10.0	and who needs that? Really? Nobody.
1:15.0	Are there any Tom McCanns left? Do you think? Would it have been funnier if I said pay less?
1:20.6	Or DSW? Yeah. I don't know. That's a great question. Do they still make Tom McCann? I think they do. They must. Okay. We're going to tell ourselves they do. Do they still make, this came up last night at dinner. Do they still make Foster Grant sunglasses? That was your dinner conversation? Well, that was pre-dinner. Oh, okay. Then we opened a bottle of wine and things got serious. I don't know.
1:44.4	I don't know if they do or not, but I remember the ad campaign.
1:47.2	Who's that behind those foster grants?
1:49.5	Well, that's exactly what our pal Rick said because there was a guy in church last night behind us who kept his sunglasses on the entire time.
1:58.5	And I thought, I thought this is sort of like a Daryl Hall rock and roll thing or be just sensitive to light or what.
2:05.5	Well, you are in L.A.
2:07.4	If yours is at all serious, I think you should go first because mine is pretty light.
2:12.4	All right.
2:12.7	Mine does have a bit of a serious tone to it.
2:15.9	So I'll go first.
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