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🗓️ 19 January 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it's Jack, host of the show. |
0:02.4 | Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to sneak into the Pentagon? |
0:05.3 | Yeah, after college I took a trip to Washington, D.C., all by myself. |
0:09.2 | I like traveling alone, I guess. |
0:10.8 | There's a certain kind of freedom I like about it, which allows me to reinvent myself on trips. |
0:15.9 | Anyway, there's this metro, a subway that goes underground through Washington, D.C. |
0:20.5 | I jumped on it just to see where it would go, and one of the stations it took me to was the Pentagon. |
0:26.3 | I'm like, alright, this sounds cool. |
0:28.3 | So I jumped off, and somehow ended up at like the employee entrance to the Pentagon. |
0:34.0 | There were like no visitors allowed in this area for sure. |
0:37.8 | So I stood and watched how people were getting in and out, out were one way turnstiles. |
0:43.7 | In, everyone was scanning their badges and went through like a metal detector. |
0:48.8 | I decided to try to do a fake badge scan and see if I could just walk on in. |
0:53.4 | I saw some guy walking up, so I followed him and did exactly what he did. |
0:57.5 | He leaned over, scanned his badge on the reader, and then walked through. |
1:01.0 | I leaned over, waved my hand over the reader, and walked through too. |
1:05.7 | Immediately, two security officers stopped me and didn't even ask what I was doing. |
1:10.4 | They simply turned me around and sent me right back out. |
1:13.6 | They knew exactly what I was up to, and must have spotted me like a mile away. |
1:18.1 | I've never been shut down so fast or kicked out of someplace that quickly. |
1:22.4 | No words were even spoken. |
1:24.0 | They just blocked me when let me go any further and pointed me straight to the exit. |
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