Welcome to Feathers and My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the fights, breakups,

and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks.

If you think the moms bring the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened.

I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hello, everyone.

How are you?

I have a confession, apology.

I don't know what you would call it off the top.

I was really, I had a bad week.

I was sick this week.

I'm all out of whack.

So I didn't watch this episode far enough in advance and realize like how boring it was.

I saw a lot of people talking online about it.

So I was like, oh, it must have been a good reunion like a fucking idiot because a reunion on teen mom has never fucking been good.

I've said this a million, a gazillion times that it's never been good.

But anyway, I waited to the last minute to watch it, so I'm not prepared to discuss anything

else.

And here we are.

So today's probably going to be a short episode. I

apologize. I think last week's was about two and a half hours. So I don't apologize that much.

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