Welcome to the Basically Famous Podcast, where we're taking our notoriety to the mic and no topic is off limits.

I'm your host Wendy.

And I'm your host, Spencer.

Each week, we talk about life's bullshit, our hotcakes, and make one of you basically famous too.

You don't cut her nails?

Not heck no.

Lipstick scared me one time when I cut her nails.

She's got teeny tiny little nails.

It doesn't matter.

Lipsick scared me 20 years ago.

Lipsick's my old chihuahua that passed when she was 13.

And I cut her nail one time and she squealed.

Did you get her quick?

It is traumatic. I'm not going to lie. Did you get her quick? Mm-hmm.

It is traumatic. I'm not going to lie. I don't cut my own dog's nails. Crazy. Okay, but they got big nails. Even easier it would think. No way. These little bitty tiny nails. You got to put so much force behind the big ones. I don't like it at all. I don't like it. So, but I'll trim little ones all day long.

Well, then get it. I don't like it at all. I don't like it. So, but I'll trim little ones all day

long. Well, then I'll cut her nails. Some nails are long, honey. You got some scissors here? I have some pink

doggy toenail cutters somewhere. She's trying to bite it. That one's real curved. Lord of mercy.

Let me take her. She's due for her podic here anyway. She's got a stinky breath and overgrown nails. But she's perfect. She's so perfect. Mike thought he lost her the other day. So, mm-hmm. I was at work and he called me and I was finished up, like, checking out my client. And he said, I can't find Maggie. She's been gone for about 20 minutes. When I tell you, I was like, my jaw is dropped. I said, what? What? You call me 20 minutes after you think you've lost my dog? I said. Divorce. I said, okay, what? And so anyway, I was like, let me call you right back because I was like, getting my client out. Got in the car. I called him car I called it I was like all right what's going on and he's like um she's gone for about 20 minutes all the dogs out and you know whatever and I said okay how did she get lost like what like what so I was like I hope nothing got her you know my head is like thinking about all these things I was like did you make sure she's not in the house or anything like that? He's like, yeah.

So then like halfway through my draft, like I drove in silence, which I never do. Halfway through the drive, he called me back. She was under the bed chewing her treat that he gave her before they went. She didn't even go outside. But like, duh, check the house. Duh. But, I mean, she's little. Spencer,

Listen, you say

You know I don't want to defend a man ever. Ever. But. But nothing. Check the dang house. She was under the bed. And then she was like, what? You all been looking for me? Little old me? Yeah. You got gave your mom a heart attack. You know, he probably said her name once in here, and then that was it. Yeah, exactly. They were outside combing the neighborhood. Fisher's like, we were walking down the route. Okay. Well, also, did you check the house? You didn't, did you? Right. I took that treat from her i was mad let me tell you one of the dogs running

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