83: #083 The Dusty Old Brain Stairwell Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Prepare yourself for this one. Not only is it packed full of all your usual Mammoth Meatballs, Ketchup Elvis hunters, Turkey Claus, Wolf-Tang Clams, Roast Beef Mothman, Bigfoot bathing, Mothership full of Alien Drones and a terrified son of Buttons... but we also get a rare peek inside Rhys' head to meet all the characters that live in there and try to make it work... and fail! Oh, and Harvard Astrophysicist AVI LOEB joins us for a quick Galileo update, to exponentially raise the IQ level and to give Dan a quick roasting. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Would you believe it? Would you believe it? Would you even Adam and Eve it? That's right.
0:51.4	Would you place two floppy creatures on this planet so they can mate
0:58.9	and create a society of what we call humans that will then transcend into the true destiny
1:10.2	of a world built by ourselves, controlled by ourselves, to the point where we are now beyond our own control by creating the next level of imagination with artificial intelligence, ultimately destroying us.
1:33.5	We're back!
1:35.6	We got to, um, we need to record these more regularly to be less rusty, I think.
1:45.8	You have had, you. You didn't write one this week, did you?
1:50.3	You're going off the cuff?
1:51.7	That was my thoughts.
1:53.4	I mean, you know, they're not working at full capacity.
1:58.5	The speed is, but we can speed that up.
2:02.3	You can actually speed that up if you want.
2:04.0	Oh yeah.
2:04.5	That little bit.
2:05.2	With your technology.
2:06.7	Oh, that's a great.
2:07.5	Yeah, I would do that.
2:08.3	Okay, hang on, I'll do that.
2:09.0	Let's hear that now.
2:09.9	Let's hear that now.
2:10.8	Would you believe it?
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