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🗓️ 13 June 2025
⏱️ 114 minutes
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• Sponsor shout to My Eternal Vitality and testosterone therapy
• Tom starts a nutrition plan with Rebecca at Eternal Vitality
• Andrea’s success with hormone balancing and weight loss
• Praise for Dr. Powers’ scientific, non-sales approach
• How nutrition and hormones affect physical and mental health
• Andrea fits into an old dress—confidence boost moment
• Rause joins, says he’s having a great morning
• Rare honesty when people say they’re doing great
• Suspicion and overthinking around “good day” comments
• Rause loves being at the studio and seeing his wife game
• His wife plays Pallia, a cozy farming sim
• Tom jokes he never shares hobbies with his wife
• Tom once deleted her Smurf Village in a fight
• Emotional ties to sim games like Animal Crossing
• Chat room reacts hard to Tom’s deletion story
• Viewer shares divorce story tied to game addiction
• Dan admits deleting Andrea’s Smurf Village during Christmas
• Andrea confirms, says Dan was jealous of her village
• She found it freeing to be rid of the daily upkeep
• Dan jokes about being emotionally immature and horny
• Rause reflects on his first Father’s Day
• Dads get odd crafts—hand turkeys, glitter messes
• School-made gifts feel impersonal due to mass production
• Tom warns not to fall for the “just family time” trap
• His own Father’s Day involved bourbon and golf
• Should dads get blackout drunk on their day?
• Hasselhoff burger and Alec Baldwin voicemail as wild dad content
• Andrea once dreamt Dan cheated—real-life tension
• Tom pantsed Andrea in Home Depot as a “joke”
• Dan attended niece Becca’s recital—she plays euphonium
• Praise for “superior” band competition ratings
• Tom and Dan reminisce about middle school band
• Dan’s kids chose sports over music
• Talk of instruments parents dread their kids playing
• Dan started on accordion, then flute, then drums
• School concerts include multiple levels of bands
• Middle school band kids surprisingly well-behaved
• Band and theater teachers praised for passion
• Reflections on teachers’ lasting emotional impact
• Jack Bradshaw says high school is most influential
• Ages 13–20 shape music/media tastes
• Some teachers leave a mark—good or bad
• Rause reads a chat about a humiliating teacher
• Andrea’s niece Becca is now taller than Dan
• Watching kids grow as a brutal time reminder
• Celestial metaphor for growth and time perception
• Dan’s “baby games” and joy around kids
• First four months of parenting were brutally hard
• Parenting becomes more rewarding over time
• Song break: “Prop House – Jeff Buckley”
• Hollerbach’s ad for Kinder Nights and bingo Tuesdays
• Ross intros himself as comic, writer, b-boy
• Ross and Dan riff on b-boy names like T Morrow
• Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder in Little Haiti
• Gunfire at celeb boxing event, claims of being jumped
• Hiding contraband during police stops—weed stories
• Destroying radio tapes to cover swearing
• Found lost vape on golf course after a month
• Talk about spouses always finding lost stuff
• Weed can sometimes boost memory or focus
• Weed as chore motivation—laundry, editing, etc.
• Athletes using weed or microdosing for performance
• Ross loves mushrooms, prefers outdoor controlled trips
• Dan and Ross joke about tripping during hosting gigs
• Hosting Orlando City matches caused nerves and sweat
• Rause once hosted after 8 beers
• Showed up high by accident—Dan had to jump in
• Hiding inebriation during live events
• Dan trying to cut back on weekday drinking
• Alcohol and creative output—does it help or hurt?
• Jim Phillips once called Dan funniest after two beers
• Is drinking becoming part of the job?
• Dan took a long sober break—might again
• First-time Father's Day pressure and confusion
• Rause fumbled Mother’s Day, then redeemed himself
• Dan compares it to his fedora photo gift
• Maisie’s birthday overlaps Father’s Day—Dan gives it up
• Joke about taking Father's Day back when she’s older
• Dads get jerky, moms get flower stands
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0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you, brother. |
0:04.9 | Why do you say it like that? |
0:05.9 | During my eternal vitality, they had nothing to do with wrestling. |
0:09.8 | Hulk Hogan's eternal, brother. |
0:12.0 | He's probably doing it. |
0:13.0 | What you gotta do when you testero? |
0:15.4 | Testosterone. |
0:16.2 | Testosterone. |
0:16.8 | I can't rhyme. |
0:17.4 | I can't rhyme. |
0:17.5 | It's glow on you. |
0:21.4 | So I went to my eternal vitality this week and met with Dr. Powers. |
0:26.6 | Yeah, ma'am. |
0:27.2 | Met with Rebecca, who is great, because I'm going to get on this nutrition plan that they offer. |
0:33.2 | The in-body thing that Andrea's been doing. |
0:35.2 | It's great. |
0:35.8 | And I saw Andrew the other day. |
0:37.4 | Lost a lot of weight. |
0:38.4 | She has. |
0:38.8 | Yeah, it's like 20 plus pounds now, all from nutrition, no drugs. |
0:42.5 | No bragging, but that's just the way she wanted to do it. |
0:45.0 | She just wanted to be able to like, okay, what macro should I be eating? |
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