• Bart Merrick and Crystal Vann promoted as experienced realtors
• Dan shares story about selling his mom’s beach house with Bart and Crystal’s help
• Jason joins via Zoom to talk about his positive experience selling his childhood home
• Jason praises Bart for being informative and helping make educated decisions
• Crystal praised for attention to detail and professionalism
• Tom and Dan joke about Crystal’s superpower and Bart’s quiet demeanor
• Jason lives in Raleigh and mentions insurance issues as a reason to sell
• Jason thanked and invited to visit the studio
• Show opens live from Just Call Mo Studio
• Seth Petruzzelli introduced as guest, now with a mustache
• Tom and Dan joke about diversifying the T&D universe with new characters
• Seth jokes about being asked to say bad things and acting out for material
• Dan praises Seth’s fatherhood and photos of him with his baby
• Seth and Dan discuss fleeting nature of parenting moments
• Jokes about wives’ fluctuating weight and appearances
• Hurricane Party in Sanford promoted as punk/ska festival
• Merchman back for 18th year, new sunglasses and stickers for sale
• Seth says he's doing well and talks recent health changes
• Seth started eating beef and goat again due to high B6 levels
• Jokes about “goof” being goat + beef
• Refuses to eat a Baconator, avoids pork
• Dan stalks Seth’s social media and notices no boat posts since December
• Jokes about otter poop in expensive, unused boat
• Boat engine overheated after short use before Memorial Day
• Seth limped it back home, scratched himself checking for issues
• Chat member Conway J offers help; penis pic jokes ensue
• New law prevents boat cops from stopping vessels without cause
• Jokes about vomiting, smoke, or nudity triggering probable cause
• Legal to be naked on your own boat in Florida
• Speculation about nudity rules depending on distance or appearance
• Dan praises boat nudity as freeing; jokes about peeing off the back
• Karate birthday punches explained; Seth gives light strikes to kids
• Student Jackal loves it; Tracy joins in during nephew’s birthday
• Dan jokes about Maisie getting kicked for posture in dance
• Seth trying to sell his house and frustrated by picky buyers
• Complains about people lacking vision when viewing customized homes
• Therapy floated as a way to handle real estate stress
• Seth unsure if he’d prefer a male or female therapist
• Seth says symptoms from B6 toxicity improving: twitching, tingling
• Recalls getting HIV tests regularly and awkward exchange with staff
• Jokes and impressions about assumptions made at testing clinic
• Conversation about microcuts, risk, and anal sex in safe sex talk
• Upcoming topics teased: Karate Kid reboot and Pigpen’s music
• Matty Matheson from The Bear mentioned, plus song “Mental Madness”
• Dan shares that Andrea lost 20 pounds on Dr. Power’s plan
• Focus on in-body testing, hormone levels, and real nutrition
• Seth’s Karate of Orlando site promoted, ages 3 to 65
• Talk about Karate Kid Legends with Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan
• Mortal Kombat’s Raiden and Shang Tsung inspired by Big Trouble in Little China
• Desire for a 4K copy of Big Trouble; movie available on Prime
• Jokes about watching it while smoking weed together
• Announcement for Tom and Dan Family Skate-a-Thon on July 12
• New BDM-only barbecue event coming in September
• Hittin’ Skins collab with new sun shirts and straw hats
• Friendly trash talk about Pineapple Man triathlon challenge
• EJ claims he can outswim Dan; race in Lake Conway teased
• Listener emails cover mocktails, NA drinks, and Fairlife milk
• Dan had a pina colada after 4 months dry; Tracy had one too
• Listener confesses to eating full container of Publix cookies
• Joey Chestnut eats 27 bags of popcorn in new record
• Dan shares old gorge stories—pizza and donuts
• Vomiting after overeating discussed as weirdly relieving
• Long ear and cheek hair discoveries horrify the group
• Ayahuasca, psilocybin, and panic attacks from early weed use
• Shared dream visuals and AI video sparking collective memories
• Dan thought he was a child again during NYE weed brownie freakout
• Reflection on how a single experience can trigger lifelong anxiety
• Tom and Dan discuss how brains are more similar than people think

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