824 - Infinity Stealth

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

• Listener Ryan praises Moe Dewitt’s hands-on legal help and accessibility
• Ross McCoy guest hosts; jokes about Moe’s “minions” and Coors vs. Kirkland beer
• Summer of Sips announced at Jeff’s Bagel Run with flavor drops and giveaways
• Blogger tip: ask “what’s hot” at Jeff’s; suggestion for a Krispy Kreme-style hot light
• Moe segues into a donut addiction story about his dad
• Science Night Live promo: May 31, adult superhero night at the Orlando Science Center
• Ross and Dan text weirdness, superhero jokes including “Silverfish Man”
• Tommy completes 5th grade; Tom reflects on graduation renaming and Crystal’s over-the-top party bags
• Gift bags include Raising Cane’s lip gloss and sanitizer; Tom forgot to hide animatronic Satchmo
• Tom calls it a “hunk of shit” as Crystal walks in; awkward doll display mocked
• Tommy becomes “Ranch King” despite not liking ranch; classmates gift him packets and pizza
• Max is dubbed “Ranch Prince”; nickname sticks post-graduation
• Tom’s emotional gap as a parent surfaces after missing Tommy’s straight-A award
• “Non-confrontation of the Week” debuts with a Jackal-made theme song
• Tom runs from a dog that bites his butt mid-jog and avoids confronting the owner
• Second story: Tom lets teens into Baldwin Park pool who then disrupt the lanes and flirt with moms
• Dan scolds Tom for mishandling the pool key; Tom hopes pool moms intervene
• Stealth camping rabbit hole: Canadian YouTuber Steve Wallis hides in pallet trailers
• Wallis has a full camper inside, cooks jambalaya, checks cams, and avoids notice
• Dan is obsessed with stealth life; Tom jokes about ghillie suits and fake stores
• Listener brings up game show prize buyouts; old vs. new show nostalgia
• Mr. Beast’s prize model debated for lacking stakes; “The Running Man” joked about
• Diddy/Kid Cudi drama: dog locked in bathroom, gifts opened, and a Molotov cocktail attack
• Court stories reveal female DNA on the explosive; Cudi later hires an armed dog sitter
• Ross calls Diddy “the Grinch”; Tom pitches “Black John Wick” starring Kid Cudi
• Segment closes with Diddy allegedly trashing presents and intimidating behavior
• Bull & Bush final show promoted; Ricky Reyes joins Moe Comedy Jam lineup
• Memorial Day note: ACT show Monday, BDM on Tuesday

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0:00.0	injured on the go. Just call Mo.
0:04.1	Just
0:04.5	A little slow on the button. I'm sorry. Sorry, Mo. Sorry. Just call Mo.com.
0:10.0	And we have a listener and a BDM that was injured on the go and called Mo. Ryan's
0:15.8	and watching the show. And by the way, if you do use Mo to it, you can come in and watch
0:20.7	a show just like Ryan did.
0:22.5	So, Ryan, how's your experience with using Mo Do It?
0:25.5	Oh, it was amazing.
0:27.3	Didn't have to worry about anything.
0:29.5	You know, they always stayed in contact with me.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:32.5	And if I had any issues, I literally had Mo's cell phone number to call him.
0:38.1	He is super easy to get in touch with.
0:41.7	Like, you know, I'm also, like,
0:43.3	every time Mo responds on the BDM page
0:45.3	or someone, I was like, I wouldn't do that.
0:47.3	I would love it.
0:48.5	You know, I actually message, Moe.
0:50.1	I'd be pouring champagne on my head.
0:52.3	I message Moe, and I go, hey, knock that off.
0:55.1	Hey, what are you doing over there?
0:56.3	I'd be in my private helicopter, pouring champagne on my hair.
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