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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast.
0:04.2	It's brought you by Modern plumbing industries.
0:08.1	Oh, I hate those guys.
0:09.8	You know who I am?
0:10.9	I'm one of those bad plumbers that will steal your money.
0:14.1	Okay, all right.
0:14.8	Look through your wife's panty drawers because I'm a real perfect.
0:18.6	I'm a real perfect.
0:20.4	Okay, Ross has been rubbing off of me, and I just wanted to do some characters.
0:25.9	That's the perverted plumber character I'm working on.
0:28.4	Maybe shouldn't have debuted in the modern PI spot.
0:31.3	Yeah, but it's a plumber that you don't want to hire.
0:33.5	Yeah, you don't want to hire that guy.
0:34.6	You want to hire the pros at modern plumbing industries,
0:37.7	and when you hire them, they're going to be super professional. They're going to give you 10%
0:43.1	off if you mentioned Tom and Dan, so that's pretty good. And everything like residential,
0:47.3	commercial, industrial, Seminole, Orange, Lake, Belusha, Ossiola, pretty much all of Central
0:53.3	Florida. Big jobs, small jobs,, pretty much all of Central Florida.
0:57.1	Big jobs, small jobs, they can do all of it.
1:00.4	Custom jobs, they installed an outdoor shower in my house.
1:02.6	They did awesome work.
1:04.3	I mean, it looks really... Well, it looks like a copper...
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