821 - MR. FEATHERSTONE drops by to gobble. Eating testicles. Too much poultry.

The Harland Highway

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Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Mr. Featherstone wants Harland to teach him how to gobble. Too much poultry. Harland tricks friend into consuming testicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We wish you a happy Thanksgiving. We wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Wait, that's the birthday so no that's the happy new year said no that I don't know what it is. Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. I do know that that's what this is and what a show we have today
0:14.9	apparently Mr Featherstone my boss by the way I'm Harlan Williams my boss Mr Featherstone
0:21.4	is dropping by the studio.
0:23.9	Apparently he wants me to give him gobble lessons for his kid.
0:28.6	I don't even know what that means, so we got that to look forward to. Yikes.
0:35.0	Also, a call from a pavement pounder who has some interesting new ideas
0:41.0	about the Thanksgiving feast.
0:44.0	Apparently it's not just Turkey on the menu anymore.
0:48.0	And speaking of Turkey, we investigate the concept of turkey eggs. Usually we just eat chicken eggs. Now it's
0:55.8	turkey eggs everybody. And speaking of eggs, oh my God, I went to a
1:02.3	restaurant with a friend of mine and I tricked him into eating
1:07.4	something that's sort of shaped like eggs.
1:10.9	It was gross, it was disgusting. I feel like a bit of a bad guy. I do a full confessional towards the end of the show.
1:17.0	Wait do you hear what my friend put in his mouth? You might vomit in your own mouth. But't you always because that's what we do here
1:25.5	this is the Harlan highway
1:30.4	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.0	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.0	What you're talking about, where?
1:37.0	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:39.0	Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck.
1:41.0	Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?
1:44.0	What's happened?
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