821 - Fingo Bango
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
• Ad read for BudDocs and how telemedicine works for Florida cannabis cards
• TJ Miller stays for Friday Free Show and praises show's Tribe-style intro
• Talk of high school cliques, “chunga” wives, and early hip-hop vs. grunge
• Riff Raff and Beyoncé blending genres, rap-country crossover
• TJ forgot to promote “A Billion Pennies” charity for late friend Pat Bryce
• Pat Bryce remembered as brilliant comic, solid guy, loyal friend
• Chicago comedy roots: Kumail, Pete Holmes, Bronger, Canane
• Pat’s iconic penny joke and scholarship at University of Dayton
• TJ compares Tom and Dan’s vibe to Pat’s kindness and humor
• TJ hangs out post-show; Kanye West’s banned track sparks debate
• Criticism of Kanye’s antisemitism, trash sneakers, dark web song
• Kanye compared to Trump, Kaufman, and provocateurs
• Lyrics rhyme “Twitter” with “Hitler”; debate over shock vs. art
• TJ reads Mein Kampf to understand propaganda
• Discussion on Jewish storytelling and Kanye normalizing hate
• Hosts reaffirm support for Jewish community
• Manson’s 90s Nazi imagery and the line between art and offense
• Seth Petruzelli arrives; jokes about his cowboy party outfit
• Tom and Seth’s friendly rivalry and fitness talk
• Ad read for Streamline Mortgage with Brian Zimel
• Maisie teases Tom for standing straighter and looking less old
• Dan’s love language is giving friends shit
• Seth involved in car crash in Tracy’s BMW with daughter Vera
• Contractor horror stories: stolen meds, failed projects, bad referrals
• Seth’s renovation woes: rats, dirt mounds, broken deals
• Dan compares house project patience to hip surgery recovery
• Joke about Seth offering turtles with house; Vera loves feeding them
• Dojo belt testing and jokes about becoming a shihan
• Listeners missed Seth; he opens up about wanting to be liked
• Tom and Dan debate authenticity vs. performance
• Seth gifts hippo toys; Tom’s daughter texts him daily while pooping
• Seth shares photo of lap poop moment with his own daughter
• Debate on kids discovering parents’ wild pasts
• Tommy wants a Spencer’s curse pillow; Seth offers to buy it
• Hollerbach’s ad: Chef Pat, Sofas and Suds, family-friendly events
• Seth’s showing goes badly; buyer hates the house
• Dan reflects on Maisie growing up; Tom wants his kids to stay little
• Listener email about Brad Meltzer and Alex Jones
• Discussion on fame, fear-marketing, and right-wing media
• Kids dying in media normalized post-Walking Dead
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• Terrifier mentioned for handling kid violence offscreen
• Seth’s tense call with Swedish homebuyer
• Listener asks if they take illness precautions
• Dan blames alcohol for low immunity; kids bring home germs
• Pandemic mask etiquette and Japanese norms discussed
• Joke about “hot tub and mini fridge variant”
• Tom doesn’t grease hitch balls; uses T-Rex vanity cap
• Question about guest dating an 18-year-old sparks debate
• Seth jokes about old-person blowjobs and marriage dynamics
• Babysitter possibly becoming nanny; dojo succession talk
• Lululemon named to appeal to Asian markets
• Plug for Seth’s dojo: karateoforlando.com
• Martial arts trend critiques: sand, balloons, fake feats
• Seth wore kung fu outfits to school and stored weapons in locker
• Tried showing ritual suicide video at Christian school
• Teases story about finding biological family via Instagram
• Final jokes about Seth’s grandpa dying of ass cancer
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're looking to get your medical marijuana recommendation or you want to switch doctors |
| 0:04.8 | because your doctor is sketchy in a sketchy part of town or has a sketchy building or you're |
| 0:11.5 | like, ah, this, you know. Maybe you just want a great doctor. Well, Dr. Shenlate and Bud Docs is who |
| 0:17.5 | you need to go to. Just check them out at buddocs.org and same day appointments. And you can get an |
| 0:24.2 | email and you can have your medical marijuana recommendation same day. Yep, multiple locations. |
| 0:29.7 | And you only have to see Dr. Shenlotte one time in person. And then the rest is telemedicine. |
| 0:35.2 | So, you know, me and Daniel and a lot of people we know, |
| 0:39.0 | my mom is patients of Dr. Shenlate. And then every time our medical recommendation is about to |
| 0:46.4 | expire, get an email and then do a quick telemedicine, bingo bongo. And if you don't know what that is, |
| 0:53.2 | it's just a quick Zoom call. It's risk-free. Ifonger. And if you don't know what that is, it's just a quick Zoom call. |
| 0:55.3 | It's risk-free. |
| 0:56.7 | If you don't qualify, you don't pay. |
| 0:59.2 | Like I said, same-day appointments. |
| 1:01.1 | Yeah, like Tom said, you will. |
| 1:02.7 | And Dr. Shenlates is great. |
| 1:04.5 | He has this thing called Bud deals where he will actually curate all of the deals within the area that you're purchasing, your medical marijuana, |
| 1:11.9 | and then you'll save a ton of money, and sometimes up to like 60% off. |
| 1:15.8 | Yeah, new patients 175, existing patients, $125. |
| 1:19.9 | A transfer patient's $99, so it's not that expensive. |
| 1:24.5 | Get your card, buddocks.org. |
| 1:27.0 | Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio. It's a blast. It's not that expensive. Get your card, buddocks.org. Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio. |
| 1:30.5 | It's a blast! |
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