Can I say something?

No.

The floor is yours.

On your podcast.

I know we talked about it.

I believe last week.

But no one wished me a happy half birthday.

Oh, no.

Me either.

I know.

Great point.

And I thought you would heap.

You know, I've never celebrated one. This is the first time I'm actually thinking about it. Happy half birthday to the two of you. Thank you very much. I didn't know. Is that important to you guys, half birthdays? Clearly, because I even forgot. Do you actually do something? Do you treat yourself? No, but you know what's funny? Ashley and her fiance, they're both

Christmas babies. He's Christmas Eve. She's Christmas. So one last year, they were like, let's do a half

birthday. Like growing up, all our friends are always busy for Christmas. Everyone's busy, blah,

blah, whatever. Let's have a half birthday. So they did a joint one. This year, because of that,

Ashley was convinced she was a whole year older because in her head she had a party. So she literally, she was like, I'm turning, me not knowing her real age, she was like, I'm turning this and I was like, I don't think you are. And then even Jackson was like, wait, that would mean I'm like, wait, wait, there's no way. This is like the right age. And then they realized it was because they had the joint party. That made them think they were a whole year older for six months. God, I mean, I forget my age all the time. It's funny growing up, people would forget their age, like older people. And I'd be like, how do you not know? Yeah. I know exactly how old I am. You idiot. And then now. Like 16, 17. Why are those numbers so easy to remember?

Because you're excited.

You get something on. I know exactly how old I am. You idiot. And then now. It's so easy, like 16, 17. Why are those numbers so easy to remember?

Because you're excited.

You get something unlocked.

But like I have no idea.

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