#82 Your DEATH ROW MEAL REQUEST!? 🍽️ ☠️

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8 • 555 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Guessing which celebrity had the higher SAT score, choosing the best summer state in the USA, deciding the best food on each continent, picking your last meal on Death Row, revealing free birthday foods you can get at restaurants, seeing how many games came out between GTA5 and GTA6, and more! __________ BUY THE MERCH: https://515be9-2.myshopify.com __________ 0:00 INTRO AND MERCH! 1:04 HIGHER SAT SCORE? 3:33 MAKESHIFT ANNOUNCEMENTS! 5:43 THE BEST SUMMER STATE? 9:24 BEST STATE TO LIVE IN! 12:23 THE DIRTY SHIRLEY! 14:22 TAKING ON NASCAR! 15:44 BEST FOOD ON EACH CONTINENT? 20:11 DEATH ROW MEAL! 23:06 CRIMINAL PAY DAYS! 25:10 FREE BIRTHDAY THINGS! 26:53 DALLAS FRANCHISES! 29:17 HOW MANY SINCE GTA6? 32:02 GUESS THE SOCCER TEAM! 35:26 SIMPLIFIED USA MAP! 38:09 GET RID OF 5 MORE STATES! 41:41 20 WORDS OR LESS! 45:28 OUTRO

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0:00.0	Welcome to Podcast 82. Brian, what shirt are you wearing? I'm wearing the new makeshift project
0:04.6	merch, baby. You want to see the back? You want to see the back? Oh, we want to see the back. Let's see it.
0:08.8	Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You might be hiding it a little bit, but it looks good. Guys, we got new
0:16.9	merch. Boom. Boom. Boom. Yeah, we got new merch. We got new merch. We got hats. We got
0:23.4	shirts. We got all the cool stuff. Every single order comes with a free sticker. Yes. And we have
0:28.6	received a bunch of happy customers. Shout out to you guys. A lot of happy customers. And yeah,
0:33.4	we're packaging and doing everything ourselves over here. So we're excited. Go check it out. Link will be in the description. If you are watching and if you're listening, just go to one of our social media accounts and go to the bio. Or our website. The makeshiftproject.com. Yes, you go to our website too. Anything that you like. That was our little shameless plug in the beginning. Shameless plug. I'm just so embarrassed. I'm embarrassed to do that.
0:55.3	No, I'm not.
0:55.8	No, I'm not at all.
0:56.6	I'm not at all.
0:57.2	We're proud of the merch. Okay. I'm going to start us off hot here. Okay. I feel good. It's not that steamy, but like moderately steamy. Let's hear it. Which celebrities scored higher on their SATs? So we did IQ in the past
1:10.0	I was like let's let's dive into the people's SAT scores
1:12.8	Interesting now all the SATs are Ooh. So, so we did IQ in the past. I was like, let's, let's dive into the people's SAT scores.
1:12.9	Interesting.
1:13.3	Now, all the SATs are scored totally different now. They are. I don't understand it, but this is ours. These scales are out of 1600. I don't think they have a writing section anymore. Okay, whatever. This is what we got. All right. 1600. Bill Clinton or Scarlett Johansson.
1:25.9	It's basically who's smarter?
1:27.5	I guess so if you want.
1:28.7	Who's more school smart?
1:29.7	School smart.
1:30.4	This is by the book. Bill Clinton or Scarlett Johansson. It's basically who's smarter? I guess so if you want.
1:28.7	Who's more school smart? School smart. This is by the book. School smart. I would think it would be
1:33.2	Bill Clinton, but I feel like you're trying to trick me. I don't know. What am I trying to. I'm going to
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