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#82 - What The $&*%! Happened: Sam Darnold seeing ghosts, Jalen Ramsey vs Julio Jones & Top 5 offensive minds

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed do a special "What The $&*%! Happened? Players Edition" where they react to the uproar over Sam Darnold's mic'ed up moment and Chris names his Top 5 Offensive Minds in the NFL. (2:50) Sam Darnold "To say 'I'm seeing ghosts out there.'...That shows confidence to me." (8:20) Chris is still waiting to see a ghost in his house (9:10) "Bill Belichick said 'I don't think their blitz plan is up to snuff. I've gotta expose it.'" (21:20) Ezekiel Elliott "I think at time Zeke tries to be too perfect with his vision." (26:35) "As far as a route-runner, Amari Cooper might be the best." (28:25) Carson Wentz "It's hard to look good when everyone else around you is sucking." (30:50) DeMarcus Lawrence "He whupped Lane Johnson." (36:20) Mitchell Trubisky "You could put whoever you want at quarterback for the Bears...they suck." (44:05) Jalen Ramsey "Matt Ryan missed Julio on a few routes. Why? Because he's afraid of Jalen Ramsey." (50:45) Jacoby Brissett "Frank Reich is a Top 5 offensive mind in the NFL." (1:01:00) Kirk Cousins "The Vikings have more play actions & boots than anyone in football." (1:09:40) Matt Moore "The big thing they'll miss is the vertical offense." (1:16:35) The Chiefs Defense finally goes whole ass

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0:00.0

Don't half ass two things, whole ass one.

0:10.7

That's right.

0:11.4

I like a big whole ass.

0:12.8

That's right.

0:13.4

I like a big whole ass.

0:14.7

Who likes half an ass?

0:15.7

No, you want to do the whole ass.

0:16.6

I want the whole ass.

0:18.6

You know it.

0:19.9

Yeah, I like that one.

0:21.1

I'm one of my favorite openings yet.

0:23.1

And I know what that was in reference to.

0:25.0

Yes.

0:25.6

And the team?

0:26.5

Right.

0:26.9

Listen.

0:27.6

Yes.

0:28.1

The team listened.

0:28.8

They did listen.

0:29.9

They did.

0:30.2

They whole assed it.

0:30.7

They whole assed it.

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