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Welcome to the screen rock podcast.

The podcast we discussed the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds.

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I'm here as always with Jake Farrell. It's great to hear Patoir in the intro. It's always fun to... Whoever had the over under of one minute for the first use of Patoa in the podcast to have a drink. Take a drink. I'm not doing Pato, I'm singing along... Yes. You're a bit of a reggae aficionado, aren't you? I've got on a very eclectic taste of music. Back from Berlin last week, seeing Father John Misty, or John, as you started calling him. Just before we get into that, I will just say, I did a very serious article in the Metro. Yes. You know, you write it and it gets edited and it's not quite your words, but I was talking about how I do feel there's an underlying level of potential racism towards a young Arsenal player called Miles Lewis Skelly. Yes. That got a lot of traction on Twitter. I tweeted about it as well. Got a lot traction on Twitter. And there would be like, oh, this fucking woke, boring North London, middle class. And then one of our listeners put underneath being like, if you go back to episode 47 of his podcast, he almost does an entire episode in Patois talking about Jacks. So, yeah. Anyway, we come into you.

Look, those who have not dibble-dabbled-dowed once or two ice in their life cast the first stone. Do you know what I mean? Yes. If you've not done no woman, no cry while you're doing the washing up with a little bit of a lilt. What song is that? Dibble-double-dough? Yeah. I don't know. I only a... Yeah.

Oh, swing, yeah.

Anyway, so we're just doing noises. Let's do it. This podcaster was kicked in their head by a horse. Now he can't stop scatting in Patua.

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