82: Titty Timeline w/ Dulcé Sloan

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

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🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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This week Justin welcomes Dulcé Sloan to the show to get her take on the best stories of the week. Amy Schumer came for our AMC Queen, Elon Musk thinks only “smart” people should have children, the Jonas divorce drama and most importantly, Justin embraces his Daddy Era! Follow Us On Instagram! Justin Martindale https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale Dulcé Sloan https://www.instagram.com/dulcesloan/ The Comedy Store https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore The Comedy Store Studios https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Just Say and Podcast. Shout
0:14.4	out to all the new subscribers and new followers. Welcome aboard. Thank you for being Just
0:18.9	Sayers and this week I just have to dive in. It's a pretty heavy week and this week I had
0:25.2	to have something sweet come to the podcast. And so I was like, you know what? Let's bring
0:29.8	this angel on. You've seen her on the daily show. She's a fantastic comedian and friend.
0:34.5	Please welcome Dulce Sloane. Yay. I'm so glad you're here. Hello friends. Hello friend. We did it.
0:40.8	Uh, well, I'm so happy you're here. I'm sorry. It's muggy as hell. I don't care. I'm from the south.
0:48.3	I know. See, I am from the south as well, but this it truly doesn't bother me. I'm going to live in
0:54.4	the valley. It's just hot. It's hot. It's hot and muggy. It feels like we live on the golf coast right
0:59.3	now. And my skin is going to look amazing. Oh, bitch. She is glistening. I'm on.
1:06.2	Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Death drop. Listen.
1:09.6	At dip. Dip. I stand corrected. Dip. Mm-hmm. Because it's thank you. Mm-hmm.
1:17.3	Um, here's the thing. I don't I'm not ready for the pumpkin spice yet. It's here. It is also
1:26.8	95 degrees. I already saw it sold out. No. Where was I at? It's not. I'm not ready. I'm at target yesterday
1:34.2	in in Burbank. And it was already the it was. I'm talking about you to thought a storm was coming.
1:39.0	Of course. I mean, bear gone. It's it's interesting. Um, I've won my mom's allergic to pumpkin. How
1:46.3	do you know that? Because she, um, we used to live with some Nigerians when lady was cooking.
1:52.6	And then my mother had a reaction to it. I'm going to hospital. But black people don't eat it.
1:57.0	So if I think for most of her life, she never ate it because we don't eat it. And then we
2:01.4	got one time because she got a patty pie. She got one of those, um, I don't know if it's a patty pie
2:05.4	or another one. She got a sweet potato pie from a store and they you and they put pumpkin in it
2:10.2	as filler. And she blew up and she and she ended up going to doctor again. One time I almost
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