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🗓️ 12 August 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Smoney it on in the buck we got them fucking soccer goddamn beef jerky my asshole Jeff Gordon 24 |
0:13.3 | Do this I want to give it to you night and day excuse me this yeah, I want to give it to you night and day |
0:18.3 | I think it goes out. I want to fuck you night and day. It's too much work every day |
0:23.8 | You be every day you wake up no coffee. He's not you ever try to fuck with no coffee |
0:30.0 | Yeah worst |
0:32.0 | Not a viewer just laying there she up top |
0:34.8 | But she ain't had no coffee she on there like a grandfather clock this way |
0:38.1 | Yeah, that way she ain't have no rhythm with no coffee. You ever have a sleepy fuck those are the worst |
0:45.0 | Am I fucking a person or a slinky? |
0:49.6 | A slinky flashlight I think you're on a sound there |
0:52.7 | Yeah, I don't know. I think it's always for morning sex is like is it I |
0:56.8 | Don't my logic to morning sex is always like a rain check for sex the night before whether it's too short or like |
1:03.2 | You were both drunk and nobody was finishing and there's just a sobbing mass and you're doing missionary |
1:07.3 | And for like 45 minutes and you're just like you taste like nacho cheese like let's just pick this up in the morning |
1:12.7 | Right and I you said before and I sort of agree |
1:15.8 | I just I just don't I just just morning sex just everyone's breath is fucking terrible. It's like hot carpet |
1:21.2 | Hot carpet |
1:23.2 | Fucking Tisicle USB wire that's been just doused in G fuels disgusting |
1:30.9 | And also there's like a bunch of fluids and shit that happened like when you're sleeping |
1:34.7 | So you got like white crust in the corner your mouth you can't tell where she's on top trying to do her best job |
1:38.9 | Oh, yeah, meanwhile the sun is just peeking through your blinds. It's hot doing it's hot |
1:43.5 | It's pretty shit brightest shit. It's hot and then no everyone smells like B.O. |
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