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Stiff Socks

82: School of Hard Nuts

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Smoney it on in the buck we got them fucking soccer goddamn beef jerky my asshole Jeff Gordon 24

0:13.3

Do this I want to give it to you night and day excuse me this yeah, I want to give it to you night and day

0:18.3

I think it goes out. I want to fuck you night and day. It's too much work every day

0:23.8

You be every day you wake up no coffee. He's not you ever try to fuck with no coffee

0:30.0

Yeah worst

0:32.0

Not a viewer just laying there she up top

0:34.8

But she ain't had no coffee she on there like a grandfather clock this way

0:38.1

Yeah, that way she ain't have no rhythm with no coffee. You ever have a sleepy fuck those are the worst

0:45.0

Am I fucking a person or a slinky?

0:49.6

A slinky flashlight I think you're on a sound there

0:52.7

Yeah, I don't know. I think it's always for morning sex is like is it I

0:56.8

Don't my logic to morning sex is always like a rain check for sex the night before whether it's too short or like

1:03.2

You were both drunk and nobody was finishing and there's just a sobbing mass and you're doing missionary

1:07.3

And for like 45 minutes and you're just like you taste like nacho cheese like let's just pick this up in the morning

1:12.7

Right and I you said before and I sort of agree

1:15.8

I just I just don't I just just morning sex just everyone's breath is fucking terrible. It's like hot carpet

1:21.2

Hot carpet

1:23.2

Fucking Tisicle USB wire that's been just doused in G fuels disgusting

1:30.9

And also there's like a bunch of fluids and shit that happened like when you're sleeping

1:34.7

So you got like white crust in the corner your mouth you can't tell where she's on top trying to do her best job

1:38.9

Oh, yeah, meanwhile the sun is just peeking through your blinds. It's hot doing it's hot

1:43.5

It's pretty shit brightest shit. It's hot and then no everyone smells like B.O.

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