Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for tuning in today.

You are, of course, listening to Planet Porky, the podcast.

It is myself and Leslie Ann Jones.

And the first thing I want to say, Leslie Ann,

is to thank everybody for the fantastic responses to our last podcast

and the many and varied interesting tales we told them,

from Sulla Black to Tom Cruise,

to your vow now, never to eat a cashew nut again.

I'm absolutely horrified by what you told me

that Indian women are losing their fingers through shelling cashing notes.

This is a scandal, a global scandal.

We're not talking about this.

I've never heard of it before.

Well, you know, I've raised the alarm and it's up to you now to pick up the baton and run with it.

Now, of course, as Fleet Street's leading Rock Shick writer, you will have your eye on

everything that's going on in the world of La La Land. And one person who lives there, I think you

know quite well, is one of the world's supermodels now, Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Is that right?

Oh, yeah, because she is together with Jason Statham.

Yes.

They've got a child now, actually.

Yes, they have, yes.

And they've been house hunting in my village, in Dulwich Village.

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