What to give your brother-in-law for his birthday?

He likes swimming, but is it weird to buy a sister's husband a pair of trunks?

Yes, it definitely is.

What about a scratch card from the National Lottery?

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You don't think that it's time that somebody cared enough to have a dream?

Why are you getting so upset?

This is not about you?

Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

At some point you got to decide for yourself for you.

Can't let nobody make that decision for you.

How do you go back? Can't let nobody make that decision for you.

How do you go about getting an exorcism?

I beg your pardon? Hi this is Mark Kermo, thanks for downloading this Kermoed on film

podcast. I'm joined this week again virtually by Jack Howard. I'm here in my shoe cupboard in Hampshire. Jack is in well you're in London but you put up a backdrop.

Yeah, what's so good because okay we're recording this as a podcast obviously so it's the audio but due to the miracle of the internet

we're able to watch each other through a video link which incidentally if you go to the

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