Hi, I'm here for free donuts. I got the vaccine. I heard you were running a deal.

That's right, sir. If you get the vaccine, free donuts on us. Yeah, I traded the corona for cardiac arrest.

Crispy Cream is offering free donuts running against the vaccine.

Yes! All right, cool. Yeah, I'll take a... you got chocolate, sprinkles, whatever you got.

We're running another deal, actually. It's called the type 2 deal. Two dozen donuts guaranteed type 2 diabetes.

Ah, that sounds awesome, right? Trade in a vaccine shots for insulin shots in my right? Okay, yeah, I'll do that.

Lastly, if your whole family's been vaccinated, you can come over and we'll just run your body through the glazed conveyor belt for free. You just soak you in it. I'd love that about

you guys. Yeah, we'll do that. Okay, I'll just get it. I'll get the notes for now and then I'll be

back. Okay, sweet. We're just trying to do our part and ensure that the people are

healthy as can be. Yeah, are you sure? You know, you know what? That makes're like drugs. I love them. Woo! I'm halfway to some...

Diabetes.

Dude, Krispy Kreme.

I've had one dose.

Feeling good.

You know, whatever.

You know, if you get it, you don't.

Whatever.

I'm not here to comment on that.

I'm just saying,

Krispy Kreme, they're doing the Lord's work. They're going to, they're making, crispy cream is making sure we're healthy. That's what people forget. I got to remind people that, you know, my wife, Katie,

she's all like, you got to eat your vegetables, you got to do this. I'm like, well, is Trader Joe's

given, are they handing out free cucumbers for vaccines? No. I got to support people who are supporting us who are making the world a better place so give me that

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