#82 - I'm a Pirate and Wil Anderson

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Wil Anderson steps into the closet again and hears the worst audition story of all time, a Christmas tree tale and a bit of TOFOPery goes down.

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0:00.0	If you took a while the weather outside is frightful
0:07.0	If you took a I know you find me delightful if you found a dead seal
0:11.0	grittrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grifonus, grifonis, grifonis,
0:15.0	say. That was, no, you don't, you can't, you gotta say something to me.
0:20.4	It was a Christmas punch.
0:22.0	That's fucked up. It was a Christmas punch. That's fucked up.
0:23.0	You can't Charlie Horse me in front of a friend.
0:25.0	You've been having...
0:26.0	How about saying something?
0:27.0	Why don't you verbally assault me back?
0:29.0	Now you can answer this question.
0:30.0	Hey, Kuntalope.
0:31.0	Hey, shut it up.
0:32.0	I'm in a jolly mood for the holidays. Now you can answer this question. Hey, cut a lobe, shut it up. I'm in a jolly mood for the holidays.
0:33.8	Now you can answer this question. What? Have you had the Christmas bunch? You have.
0:38.3	So, I did taste it. If you were. I found it unappealingealing you pull up on your boat to appear and there's a dead there's a dead seal
0:48.1	It's gone it had its time it lived old age. It's fat. big.
0:53.0	Can I ask you a question?
0:54.0	It just expired.
0:55.0	Why am I on a boat?
0:56.0	Nobody knows because you were out there doing horrible things to people on a boat.
1:01.0	You take people out and you do unexplainable... I'm a sweater cruise. You take people out and you do unexplainable...
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