82: Highs and Lows
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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In this episode we discuss Jake’s absence, Amir’s dreams, and guess candle scents.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
| 0:06.2 | McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce. |
| 0:11.4 | Would you look at that? |
| 0:12.5 | Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious. |
| 0:16.6 | New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's. |
| 0:19.9 | Bada-da-b-puff-pah. strips. Now at McDonald's. Bada-da-Bu-Buh-Buh. |
| 0:22.4 | Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget. |
| 0:26.5 | In 2010, they were big on the internet. |
| 0:30.1 | But then three failed pilots, two rejected movie scripts. |
| 0:37.1 | Won't last its effort |
| 0:39.1 | To try and stop their career |
| 0:41.6 | From going to shit |
| 0:43.6 | Sedness |
| 0:45.3 | Another podcast |
| 0:47.6 | Each app different from the last |
| 0:51.4 | It's the Swiss Army |
| 0:53.6 | Nightbook shows Meet you too pathetic host from the last It's the Swiss army nightful shows |
| 0:55.1 | Meet you two pathetic hosts |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah |
| 1:03.2 | You were making some really offensive gestures |
| 1:07.5 | During that song |
| 1:09.3 | I was doing the |
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