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The Official Podcast

82: Getting To Know Your Child

The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Five close man friends gather around to learn more about kids. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on iTunes. Links below. GET 15% OFF STYLISH SUNGLASSES AND WATCHES: https://www.MVMT.com/official GET $160 OFF HIGH QUALITY MATTRESSES: https://www.leesa.com/official GET 15 PAIRS OF LENSES FOR FREE, SEE CLEARER: select THE OFFICIAL at checkout at https://www.hubblecontacts.com PATREON: https://official.men/patreon MERCH: https://official.men/merch TWITCH: https://official.men/twitch Hosts: Jackson: https://official.men/Jackson Andrew: https://official.men/Andrew Charlie: https://official.men/Charlie Kaya: https://official.men/Kaya Chapters: 00:20 Introduction 04:17 Getting To Know Some Kids 11:28 More About Breast-Feeding 15:12 MVMT *Ad* 16:49 More Questions For Kids 25:43 What Happened 29:50 Schoolyard Washing Machines 31:50 Leesa *Ad* 33:11 Schoolyard Hijinks 41:54 Secrets & Public Urination 56:55 Hubble Contacts *Ad* 57:57 Favourite Teachers 1:08:22 Shoutouts The Official Podcast: YouTube: https://official.men/youtube SubReddit: https://offcial.men/reddit Soundcloud: https://official.men/soundcloud Spotify: https://official.men/spotify iTunes: https://official.men/itunes Discord: https://official.men/discord Twitch: https://official.men/twitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It really is where magic's getting you when faced with a global change in history chemical

0:10.3

I won't hide and do the intro isn't done it in a long time

0:30.3

Come on, rate the script. What did you say? We rehearsed this guy, come on

0:36.3

I would feel like such a goober if I did the exact same thing now

0:42.3

Welcome back to the most professional podcast where we start and then we crash so we have to do the intro again

0:49.3

Don't worry, we didn't lose too much audio, it was only a minute and forty seconds

0:54.3

But this is episode 82, that's a milestone right there, that's almost two years

1:02.3

Almost 200 hours of content

1:06.3

No, we have burnt us episodes of shit too, it's 200 hours of content

1:18.3

We've put 200 hours of our lives into the shit show, what probably war if you include editing and everything

1:24.3

Almost 10 days

1:26.3

How many CDs do you think could fit all of it?

1:28.3

I actually did the math on that based on the math that other people did as you will remember

1:34.3

Yeah, you did the math of going on the subreddit and reading the top post

1:38.3

People did the math on how many CDs it was which was like 86,000 CDs roughly

1:46.3

And I did the math you could use 86,000 CDs to line the bottom of an Olympic pool

1:51.3

It almost exactly actually, that's beautiful

1:55.3

That's cute

1:56.3

That is kind of cute, you wouldn't want those CDs in there since it's like a fucking child porn or whatever the subject was

2:02.3

But the fact that you could fit that many CDs in there is pretty impressive

2:06.3

You guys ever get fascinated by big data and just collections of numbers and shit

2:12.3

So I think about that stuff constantly

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