Good evening and welcome to the Merry Trump Show election night watch party.

We're going to have as much fun as we possibly can before we can't anymore.

Before I bring everybody in.

I just want to say I will take first of all I am bringing a class action lawsuit for

pain and suffering against the New York Times for bringing back the fucking needle.

So there's that.

Secondly, I think, well, I think Tiffany Cross never should have been let go.

She should have been reinstated for many reasons, but tonight she should be reinstated because

she was absolutely right. Florida is the dick of the country.

Both Marco Rubio who is got to be one of the most craven, ineffectual, spineless, despicable,

you know, while the adjective senator.

So we have one against an extraordinary candidate in bell demings.

All I can say about that is I think bell demings is just an amazing person in candidate.

I don't want to be getting 10 emails a day from her anymore.

So, you know, a slight, a slight upside there, but it's so bad for Florida and the country.

And of course, Rhonda census did just win.

He trounced his actually sane and not vicious.

The component, Charlie Christ.

So I mean, what do we expect though?

It's Florida.

There is some good news in the early returns.

Maryland has elected its first black governor in Mac, sorry, Westmore.

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