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I Never Liked You

82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

We should have Share in Devil We're's product too. It's me, Miranda. And I want to talk to you about... Share plays the twins grown up. Mom! Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith, and today we're doing hot topics. Okay. Before we get into anything, number one, I'm jet lagged again. But Nick had his vlog in LA. We. We went to L.A. We wanted to talk about our Delta flight. And we flew Delta. I'm still waiting to hear back. Well, we'll get into that. I had a horrible week in L.A. I never have a good time in L.A. Something always happens. At this time I got really, really sick. You were sick the whole time. I had like 101 fever. My bed sheets hurt. I didn't even know that was possible. Like,

0:42.4

why do my sheets on my bed hurt? Then this show that I had been working on for five years,

0:47.8

I pitched it to everyone. Everyone said no. And it just was just disappointing. I had a really bad

0:54.1

time.

0:54.5

Like, I didn't get to see my friends.

0:56.6

This project I've worked everything on for completely gone to the waist,

1:01.5

and I was terribly sick, and I had an awful time in Los Angeles.

1:06.7

Just one of the worst times ever.

1:08.8

I had the opposite.

1:09.8

I had a great time.

1:10.7

Go watch my vlog. I had a lovely week. But it all started. It all started with I was flying Delta and I used points to upgrade to first. We were both in first. Or Delta. They called Delta one. Delta one. So then Nick was like, you know, I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna upgrade myself. We can sit

1:29.2

next to each other. There's two seats open. We'll have a wonderful flight, two best friends

1:34.2

on a flight together. Torture. First of all, we walk on and it was the 1987 Delta one,

1:42.2

which they don't tell you. Because they don't even make these anymore. So like the screen is, the screen itself has cataract. Let's just start with the screen. This one is this big. So your phone's better. The screen's this big and it has cataract and nothing on it works. So you're like trying to hit it. And I can feel the person behind me trying to hit theirs too,

2:02.1

but I'm like, I can't get mad at them because like their screen doesn't work. Nothing on the plane

2:07.2

worked. Our outlets? Oh yeah. The outlets didn't work. And I go, um, I'm sorry, the outlets don't work.

2:14.5

And then the, let's get into the flight attendant. Because usually Delta has an amazing staff.

2:18.0

And every time I fly with Delta, they're amazing.

2:20.0

This one flight attendant, she wanted nothing to do not only with us,

2:23.7

anybody on the plane besides the two gays behind us, who I really liked.

2:26.7

She would have pissed on my grave if she could have.

2:30.6

I didn't even do anything.

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