82: Baby Dick (Live at the Hollywood Improv!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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In this episode we discuss nicknames, premature ejaculation, and slam poetry.
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0:00.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'd tell you what I would do.
0:12.0	If only I were you, sharp that count.
0:16.0	Make some noise, Mr. Jake and the Mayor!
0:30.0	I think you was going to make a mistake, but I really should make a mistake.
0:34.0	I think you were going to make a mistake, just to make you want it for both of us the whole time.
0:38.0	Yeah, well the first 15 seconds of that was for me.
0:42.0	And then when they died down was when I pointed to you.
0:47.0	That's good for me again.
0:52.0	Putting me on a really early blast on the show.
0:56.0	First three seconds of the show and I'm starting a show on blast.
1:00.0	Yeah, that's cool.
1:02.0	You're in the red.
1:04.0	Wow, that was fast.
1:06.0	To us? To what?
1:08.0	What about them?
1:10.0	I don't want to jeopardy of our friendship.
1:12.0	Care a lot about you.
1:14.0	Care a lot about them.
1:16.0	Care most about you.
1:18.0	More than anything about you.
1:20.0	Jesus, you're my best friend, soulmate, brother, and I don't want to say lover.
1:22.0	Then don't.
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