#82 - Alice Bands, Matt Forde and John's Annual Thicko Tax

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week, John tries to fix a laptop with a golf tee, Elis showcases a completely pointless skill, and guest Matt Forde explains what it was like to walk outside for the first time in 12 weeks.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.7	BBC Five Live.
0:06.3	L.S. James and John Robbins.
0:11.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome to L.S. James and John Robbins on BBC Radio Five Live.
0:20.4	What a show we have in store for you today.
0:22.4	It's pre-recorded as ever from our various isolation zones.
0:26.8	But we're going to be chatting to Matt Ford, give his view on various political things going on around the world.
0:35.8	We're also going to be playing a made up game, and we're going to be speaking to an unsung hero,
0:40.2	but I'm going to start as ever by checking in on my fellow presenters and producers, Ellis and Dave.
0:46.0	How you doing, guys? Good. Thank you.
0:47.8	Very good. How are you, John?
0:49.8	I'm angry with myself.
0:54.8	Yeah, okay. I mean, that doesn't make a big radical change from how you are most weeks,
0:59.6	but what's the cause of your anger this time?
1:01.6	I made... I'm going to call this...
1:05.6	And bear in mind, I'm also including relationships I shouldn't have gone into,
1:11.6	investments I shouldn't have made, life decisions that were ill-informed.
1:18.6	I, this week, did the stupe-less thing I have ever done.
1:22.6	Wow. Stupid in the morning, three quarter length shorts.
1:26.4	Yeah, stupid in that.
1:28.4	Okay, all right then.
1:30.4	What's stupid in the morning, three quarter length shorts, John?
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