82.5 Amy Poehler, Seth Morris, Joe Hartzler

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: Candy Land Life Lessons - Amy Poehler, Seth Morris, and Joe Hartzler are back to teach kids some life lessons through the game of Candy Land on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! Attention humans, be sure to pick up Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com and Dragoon’s new album “This Galaxy Is But A Nursery” at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0	Bonus episode featuring Amy Polar, Seth Morris and Joe Hartzler.
0:07.0	Hey, why don't you speak in a hay?
0:17.0	Let's jump into the hay with Krapin' on some YouTube.
0:20.0	You got anything interesting, Brett?
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:22.0	Let's listen.
0:23.0	This is...
0:25.0	I am a gamer.
0:26.0	Who gave it to us?
0:27.0	We should start telling people that.
0:30.0	Something like that.
0:31.0	You said what, mate?
0:32.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	Twitter handles are like, who's on first?
0:39.0	I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games.
0:44.0	And I normally just shrug and say, it's a hobby.
0:48.0	But that's a lie.
0:49.0	Because when I'm in game, I'm at home.
0:54.0	From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel,
0:58.0	anywhere I venture is the place I love and know.
1:04.0	My entire life, people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be.
1:10.0	But when I told them that I wanted to be the captain of a ship,
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