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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

817 - Capt. Brock's Revenge

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Thanks for watching, folks! - d

• Live from Just Call Moe Studio
• Friday Free Show kickoff
• Plumbing ad for Modern Plumbing Industries
• Mention of broken toilet in main bedroom
• 10% off promo with Tom and Dan mention
• Comedic rap bit with military theme
• Jokes push into edgy territory
• John Busdecker guest appearance
• Busdecker from JustCallMoe.com, Bungalow and the Bus
• BDM Appreciation Party set for April 19 in Sanford
• Bowling tournament on April 12
• BDM invites sent twice—still open for active members
• Silver Linings Band performing 90s covers at BDM party
• BDM Todd sponsoring both April events
• Venue still secret, but teased
• Jennifer April Choi to do whip, fire, magic show in bikini
• Dan mispronounces her name, blames Tom for overpromising
• Ghost of Manute Bull appears in Twitch chat
• T-shirt stuffing volunteer call for April 9 at Hourglass Brewing
• Need help folding over 750 shirts and sponsor gifts
• Viral boat video: Brock Horner vs. younger boater Gabe
• Reactions to “all these motherfuckers know I’m tough” quote
• Video compared to Kenny Powers and Roadhouse
• Horner accused of piracy-like aggression; boarding illegal
• History: 4 DUIs, 12 arrests; now viral villain
• Charter license debate: PTSD, disability, Coast Guard rules
• Online fishing communities erupt in response
• Tom and Dan fascinated by the drama, not part of fishing world
• Gabe’s fear, youth, and over-apologizing made video blow up
• Argument over calling a 22-year-old a “kid”
• Debate: military service vs. civilian confrontation
• Many Florida boaters carry firearms—legal without permit
• Discussion on aggression, legality, and maritime etiquette
• Segment: “Defending a Monster” explores bridge speed rules
• Crystal once yelled at boater—who later helped them
• Dan compares boat drama to social media clout culture
• Social media has turned fishing into performance
• Fishing now likened to poker or gambling
• Busdecker shares miserable deep-sea fishing trip
• Listener Clark, a tugboatman, calls in
• Six-pack license requirements explained
• Some boat captains exaggerate experience, drug use rumors
• Joke: Deadliest Catch crews on fentanyl
• Dream of owning a tugboat for destruction
• Joke: old woman offering favors on Lake George tugboat
• Crossing guards are paid: $17.31/hr in Orange County
• Ideal job for retirees; surprises about staffing and training
• Some drivers confront guards over traffic control
• Tom waves at guard daily out of obligation
• Dan jokes refusing to wave makes you like Brock Horner
• Andrea confirms pickup line confrontations are real
• Crystal plays dog documentary to nudge Tom
• Dogs evolved to understand human cues and pointing
• Dan used hand signs with deaf dog Caesar
• Evolution of dogs from wolves, emotional mimicry
• Busdecker’s service dog trained but has anxiety
• Fake support animals vs. real service dogs
• Dan’s dog fetches the paper
• Mail-on-Mail segment intro plays
• Plug: MyEternalVitality.com, hormone balancing
• Andrea on Dr. Powers’ nutrition plan
• Tom adjusting diet post-hip surgery
• Promo: upcoming VIP family event with Moe
• Opening day: Detroit vs. Braves
• TomandDanWateringHoles.com plug
• Debate on show endings vs. infinite podcasts
• Shows like Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers keep going
• Nostalgia can’t always be recreated—AI won't fix that
• Reboots rarely hit: Mr. Show, X-Files, The Walking Dead
• Email from fan “Sebastian Monkey Knuckles Gonzalez”
• Fan’s been listening since 8, now 23
• Dan jokes about old crushes on radio guys
• Busteker lived in England at 22, shares perspective
• Moving abroad offers growth, but routines persist
• Chuck from Astatula calls in, jokes about rectal prolapse
• Chuck describes Presto Hot Dogger device
• Dan wants to buy one, excited by sizzling sound
• Listener Amy addressed over BDM page sarcasm
• Tom clarifies joke, refuses to fully apologize
• Joke about $5 shirts and party gifts
• Tease about secret Moe event for BDMs
• Reminder: April 12 bowling at Oviedo Bowling Center


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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, plumbing problems can be PIA.

0:04.4

What does that mean?

0:05.4

Pain in the ass.

0:06.3

Oh, okay.

0:06.8

Right?

0:07.4

That's why you call modern P.I.

0:10.2

No way.

0:11.0

No pain in the ass.

0:13.1

Because they're going to fix all your plumbing problems.

0:15.1

That's modern P.I.

0:16.5

Modern plumbing industries locally owned and operated cover in all the counties and hooking us up.

0:22.2

And I have to make a phone call because it happened.

0:25.8

The third floor, the main bedroom toilet.

0:28.1

It is something broken.

0:30.6

It is not a flushing.

0:32.5

And when you call them, mention Tom and Dan.

0:34.7

You'll get 10% off any service.

0:37.4

Maybe you have a water heater problem.

0:39.3

Maybe you want an outdoor shower like they installed for me.

0:43.1

They can do custom work.

0:44.6

They can handle it all.

0:45.6

Residential, commercial, industrial, 24-hour service calls available to if you have a plumbing

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