Oh my God, hello everybody, Harlan Williams here. You are on the Harlan Highway

podcast and I am your show for Harlan Williams. Yes. So this is a show after Halloween and maybe this show could be

scarier than the Halloween show because A we're going to talk about the election

which I haven't done in a while, but one of the pavement

pounders said, hey man, how come you're not talking about the election?

So I'm going to talk a little bit about it.

I know half of you don't like it, but too bad.

I'm going to do it. And then I'm also going to talk about something that really scared me, an

invader in my house. Yeah, I had a home invasion happen, terrifying.

Wait do you hear this crazy story?

And then later in the show on the back end of the show

I'm gonna play the final segment of my morning radio

jaunt when I travel to towns and cities across America I do morning radio with the

DJ's and I decided to record it and play it for you guys because we always have a lot of fun we do a lot of joking around we improvised stuff in the moment and I thought man you know people other than the city I

traveled to should hear this stuff so we'll have the final segment of that and

it's gonna be a lot of fun. Here we go everybody. It is time for the

Harlan Highway. What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about words?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?

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