Betges media presents I would like to speak to America's men for one minute. That's slacker barista. I start getting full of emotion. Now we're gonna build this new bridge here. Can I provide a definition? I can't.

Betges subpodcast. Like how are people surviving?

Hello, I'm Amanda Deberman.

I'm Elise Morales. I'm Millie Tumeris.

And this is the very hungover Betges subpodcast where C-SPAN meets the group chat and the Advil and the cold brew to help you process and laugh at the biggest topics in US news and politics.

Listen, we are professionals. We take our jobs very seriously, but we just can't front with you today. And I think that's allowed because it was a Betges holiday party last night.

I believe they force your resignation if you don't, if you don't get lit. No, they definitely don't.

We're inclusive here.

It is a very generous holiday party. And yeah, lots of fun. Lots of martinis for me.

We partook. There was dancing. There was the drinking of espresso martinis.

Oh, my God. I don't know how you guys. Elise, did you exclusively drink espresso martinis?

No, I had two of them. And then I said, if there's that old set, there's like a famous saying about martinis that my mom always says, which is like martinis are like boobs.

One is too few. Two is just perfect. Three is too many. And so I did.

I have three espresso martinis. And then I switched to vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice.

Wow. Maybe where I went wrong is that I had multiple. I think I had three or four.

And then I switched to the quote unquote cucumber thing.

The cucumber thing was good. I had one of them was fire. And then I had beer, pilsners.

So honestly, the jumpsuit I wore snapped. So I needed to drink to get over my embarrassment that all of bitches can see.

It snapped before we got there. The office.

And it didn't snap. It was just a fucked up zipper, which I hope will be a wrong that ought to be righted.

Yes. And justice.

I was like at least take pick. I have like eight pictures of me.

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