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How Long Gone

811. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about the Ice Cube bobblehead night at the Dodger game, Zach Bryan's recent hairline procedure, we take an anti-"choreo" stance, backflip contracts, European grain digestion, Chris took a photograph of sausage, R Kelly vs. Stevie Wonder, Will Smith's indie sleaze era, Chris put the lymphatic massage suit on backwards this time, and we learn some of Chris' moments of zen. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you at booking.com.

0:02.8

Booking. Yeah.

0:04.5

From vacation rentals to hotels across the U.S., booking.com has the ideal summer stay

0:09.0

for absolutely anyone, even those who might seem impossible to please.

0:13.0

And I was scrolling through some options, Jason.

0:15.0

And I saw one on booking.com that felt like it might be appropriate for a room amenity that you might need.

0:21.4

Okay, good. I've got a, I was thinking about going to Miami this summer, checking out some of the

0:26.1

club life. This would be perfect. Perfect. Carry on. The additional bathroom is obviously a non-negotiable,

0:31.8

but for you, I was thinking maybe the fold-up bed waiting in the room would be great. So if you're there with your

0:39.1

wife, your partner, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your situation ship, you can kind of, you know,

0:44.8

if you're coming in too late and you don't want to upset her, she doesn't want to smell the smoke

0:48.2

on your breath, you can lay down in the fold-up bed and not disturb her and let her stay asleep.

0:55.0

Is that something pretty good to you?

0:56.1

That's amazing because sometimes when we do that, and I'll be coming home from space,

1:01.0

it's about 3 p.m. from the day before.

1:04.3

And, you know, I don't want to disturb her beauty sleep.

1:07.1

She's there on work.

1:08.1

And then I will climb into that crawl up bed and it doesn't even matter

1:12.7

if i have a casamigos mistake caroline will never know this is beautiful booking dot com really has us

1:18.6

covered uh in every single way i love that i love that you're able to really hammer down

1:23.9

those specific amenities let's say you're traveling with a big giant dog. Guess who

1:28.5

wants to pack the dog bed? I don't know. Zero people. Guess who can just fold that bed down?

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