81: The Roast Of Sofia Franklyn ft. My Team

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It’s a full house this week Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Sloot Media members Alex and Kiana! It’s rare to have this much of the band in one place (and in a stable mindset), so it was only right to do an honorary episode. This week we are getting a VERY inside look at the inner workings of Sloot Media. From how Sofia and Kiana’s secret love affair began (thanks to our very own Milfhunter/Ghostwriter), to how the Sloot team came to be, and some VERY honest opinions from Alex and Kiana about their boss - some of which takes her breath away live on air (and not necessarily in a good way). Aside from bursting Sofia’s bubble, the girls also take time to give their (maybe controversial) opinions on the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial. Finally, for our most philosophical Sloot University yet, these three geniuses discuss how to TRULY live a happy life - even if that means being living in complete delusions of grandeur. Hey, we do what we gotta do to survive right? If you ever wanted to know what goes on behind closed doors at the Sloot offices, look no further and DEFINITELY brace yourselves. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am recording from WTF Media Studios per
0:14.5	usual. The only place to fucking record from, horny, wet, I love it, I get so fucking hype
0:21.2	on this couch, I am joined by two very, very special people to me. One of them is Alex, you
0:31.6	guys all know Alex. Hi Alex. Hi Sophia. The other one is Kiana, who has never been on an
0:38.7	episode but has been behind every single episode. Surprise bitches. Kiana, I'm gonna introduce
0:45.6	you in a second because you deserve like a whole introduction because it's the show's
0:49.1	been going on for years. Alex, thank you for coming to New York and seeing me. Yes. The
0:55.2	reason she's here is because I believe it was midnight one night and I had a full mental
1:00.7	breakdown. This isn't, this is not a joke. Full mental breakdown and I texted you and
1:06.1	I said, can you come to New York right now? Yeah, I know. It was like 145 like my time.
1:13.7	I was like, there's no way I'm about to make this two a and flight that you're trying to make
1:19.5	me get on. If you would have left the house at that time, you would have made the flight,
1:24.2	it's just you wouldn't have had a bag. Yeah, but I didn't want to to be honest. You didn't
1:29.1	want to what come at 2 a.m. I was tired. Okay, whatever. But Alex, this is your first time
1:35.7	in New York ever. How do you feel about it? Because Alex is her perception of New York
1:43.6	is unlike any I've ever heard ever. Okay. Well, first off, back in Utah, I was scared
1:51.9	of New York because the only things I've heard about it was you cannot see the sun ever.
1:59.2	And I got here and that was kind of true. Like I had a rubber neck just to see what the
2:03.5	fuck was going on. And if I could, I want to part the city like the red sea because I
2:08.4	just can't see anything. I can't see because the buildings are so tall. I just don't understand
2:13.4	the proximity and distance of things. Yes. You know, like in Utah, you can see, you know,
2:20.2	how far distance is, but here you don't. Yes. I think also you guys talk about Utah,
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