81 - Space Drugs

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

We get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel because WTF not.

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0:00.0	You should probably stop watching Bear and Board Games and make a podcast.
0:04.0	But it's so much funnier than us.
0:08.0	Why is everybody listening to us and not watching Bear and Board Games?
0:12.0	I don't know, they're stupid.
0:15.0	You're so good at being a social media influence.
0:20.0	Everybody knows the first step is to directly insult your audience.
0:26.4	Oh my gosh, I have to do something.
0:28.4	What?
0:29.4	What? What's on my face?
0:30.4	It's just a piece of skin, but it was sticking out a lot.
0:33.6	I have a lot of pieces of skin that are sticking out a lot.
0:37.4	I don't know, man.
0:39.1	Everything's falling apart.
0:40.4	I'm gonna get flaky. you still gonna love me we'll see
0:48.5	of course I was still gonna love you I just might not want to look at your face as much.
0:54.0	Oh my God, all right, well, I know the parts of my body you like are mostly not my face.
1:00.0	It's the only good part of me.
1:02.0	Oh, that's not true. It's the only good part of me.
1:03.0	Oh, that's not true.
1:05.0	The rest of it's all mess.
1:07.0	I got a pretty good face, that's all I got going for me.
1:13.0	Good face, the rest mess.
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