Andy and Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

So Alex from the first time color of a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex

Jones that yeah, that's pretty much it. That's what we do. Yeah, let me ask you a question Dan. Yeah, all right now

One train is going 75 miles an hour directly towards Chicago

Okay from Austin from Austin another train is leaving Chicago headed directly towards Austin at 80 miles an hour

Uh-huh if Alex Jones is on one of those trains, but you don't know which

Would you blow up both those trains? I wouldn't personally I don't wish death upon the man

All right, but you know a lot about Alex Jones. That's why I have a lot of empathy for this human tragedy that walks

And I don't know anything which is why I would blow up those two fucking trains

And this podcast is all about us trying to find the middle somehow

So guys we have an important announcement to make up top in case you did not see on social media

We unfortunately have had to cancel our show and at North. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. That's my fault

I apologize to everybody if you want to go to at North still go ahead and go and have a drink, but we will not be there

We won't be there

Jordan is too successful at comedy. I am

Oh and I'm too much of a failure at remembering what I booked

We've speculated on Facebook. I've had some chats with the fans that it's the globalists. Is it the globalists who booked me this month?

They booked you at Zany's or they the ones who screwed up my schedule both there it is put a hex on you

God damn it to screw up your schedule, but we we apologize

For everyone who is excited. We were super excited about it, but we will do it in the future like it'll absolutely

It will happen once we get our shit together. Well once I get my shit together also another big announcement

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