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MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast

81 • Nomad: Chapters 17-20

MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast

Monkey Tennis

Tv Reviews, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5563 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Fatherhood's under the microscope this week as we turn to Alan's dad Lionel: his life, his (supposed) death, his (alleged) stint in the armed forces. Plus: The prevalence of Lionels, the truth* about Norfolk's inbreeding and a handy guide to seagulls. Also: 'Squeaky' Steve Backshaw, rambling sandwich chat, Peartree Infographics and a tragic glass injury. [*opinion]

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0:00.0

I must complete the journey that my father never could.

0:03.0

I must do it on foot.

0:05.0

Can't remember why.

0:06.0

It will be called the footsteps of my father walk.

0:10.0

My home isn't insulated.

0:13.0

Monkey tennis?

0:14.0

Heathrow is just an absolute tit of an airport.

0:17.0

Quite simply, cows.

0:19.0

Monkey tennis?

0:20.0

With his stupid Ewok head. Labyrin on in Nolsey. Love you, Ayn. Monkey tennis? With a stupid Ewok head. La-Ball on it, Nolsey.

0:22.6

Love you, Ame.

0:23.6

Monkey Tennis?

0:24.6

A total wazook of a guy.

0:26.6

Infinity, the final frontier.

0:28.6

Monkey Tennis?

0:29.6

We will talk about it now, Mr. Nichols.

0:33.6

Monkey Tennis?

0:34.6

Motherfucker.

0:36.6

Gary Wilmot

0:38.5

okay

0:39.3

Sue Cook

0:40.5

okay

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