81: My Mother Was A Pirate

Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen & Suzi Ruffell

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2017

⏱️ 30 minutes

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This week it's mistaken identies with Suzi and Tom.Listen to find out why Tom isn't simply an effeminate top, and don't forget to share your stories with the guys - Email chattolikemindedfriends@gmail.comTweet us at @tomallencomedy and @suziruffellCheck out www.tomindeed.com and www.suziruffell.com#likemindedfriends #suziruffell #tomallen #LGBT See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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0:00.0	Betty bought a pat of bitter butter.
0:03.0	Bette butter, but she thought this batter's bitter, this butter's bitter.
0:06.0	Is butter's bitter?
0:07.0	Are you having a strike?
0:09.0	Didn't you do that as a vocal warm-up?
0:10.0	Betty, Betty butter had a...
0:12.0	No, I don't think I did did I think I'm making it up I used to do I'm not a pheasant plucker
0:17.6	I'm a pleasant plucker I'm a peasant fucker
0:19.5	no
0:20.4	pheasant like a son or something yeah I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
0:25.6	Hello and welcome to like-minded friends.
0:29.6	With me, Tomam, and me Susie Ruffeluffle we were just talking tongue twisters
0:33.4	suzy would you like to do that again yeah
0:36.0	get ready for it
0:38.4	i'm not a pheasant plucker i'm a pheasant plucker son i'm only plucking
0:40.8	pheasant-plucker. Now all I can...
0:44.0	Now you try.
0:45.0	I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker son.
0:49.0	I'm only fuk until the pleasant fucker comes.
0:57.0	Oh, that's a fun one to play when you're drunk.
1:03.0	There we go, something to do next time I'm drunk together.
1:05.0	Something to do on Christmas with the family?
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