Ugh god damn dude my fucking allergies. Oh, I know

I wake up feeling like I have a flu every day and it's literally just some bitch ass pollen. That's all it is

Dude I removed a chair from my house today. Nice. They look like a corpse dissolved inside

the amount of

Dust

Inside oh, yeah chair was antique. It was a yeah, it was definitely an antique bro

Bro, you should have seen the state of my my old leather chair

You know the one that my ass absorbed all the leather on it and had brown suspicious stains on it

You should have seen the state of that one when I threw it out. It it looked like amber herde had had her way with it

Is this ever start the podcast?

Hey, welcome back to the Coons podcast

Welcome back to the Goons podcast. You may notice something's a little off today

Let's tell him why McNasti well, blah couldn't make it because he's doing his traveling that he always does his suspicious Arab traveling

There's a lot of travel you really does travel a lot guys. There's a lot of bombs that needs some

So this dude McNasti got taken out by a smoke detector today

What of all things yeah, so he cannot change the battery in his smoke detector and it won't stop beeping

Yep, and he can't reach it because he doesn't own a ladder and he can't drive because he can't drive to go buy a ladder

So a smoke detector took out this man today and so he couldn't be with us

We almost didn't have a fucking podcast because of a smoke detector

Yeah, so so in his stead we have our esteemed gas we have trippy say hello to the people

Hello, and we have the one and only simpappy Rick hello hello hello

Yeah, so we're here in a very

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