Hello and the only podcast to enjoy fucking its fans since January 2009.

The more astute and orally gifted of you would have realized that we're doing things a little

differently today. You may have noticed that I am neither Chuck nor

latent. My name is Emma and I thought that in response to Fuck You Fans Month we should have

a Fuck You Host's Day. And my friends that day is today. So without further ado I present to you an

interview with our two favorite smart-ass heterosexist atheist bastards

Dr Charles Morrison and Mr. Leighton Allred.

So boys, why don't you introduce yourselves?

Hello and names Laitin Allred.

Gamm I'm sex.

I'm told by women that they could just slide across my voice all night.

I am wearing a fong right now.

Hello, I'm Chuck, I'm the smart one. I do not most but all of the work.

Oh my God, I'm hot.

Humble and sensitive as usual.

There are some things in life you can just rely on.

We're the only witty, charming, funny atheist podcast.

I hope you fucking appreciate it.

I'm surprised no one's tried to kill us yet.

Perhaps we have not been offensive enough.

Yeah, be careful. You don't want to act like you don't like religion.

Fuck you.

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